United thread 2019/20

[Grassland Blue]

You've got to hand it to Eddy 3 planks.. He's only gone and negotiated a deal with a world famous building company to drain and level the swamp then build the Glaziers a shiny, new stadium for all their plastic fans to feel at home..!

Will they go into meltdown....?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Will they go into meltdown....?

Will they include any of the blue bricks or have Lego unilaterally decided only to manufacture those bearing the Devil's colour?

 

[BlueRockape]

Soon be 2 billion of them ; )

 

[hello]

Perfect partnership isnt it plastic toys for plastic fans, the souvenir shop will be brimming with Lego sets, they might even sell enough to pay the next refinancing consultancy ;-)

 

[mat]

http://www.sportspromedia.com/news/manchester-united-lego-partner

English soccer giants Manchester United have revealed a new partnership with the Lego Group.

No details have been disclosed about the tie-up but it was confirmed in the Premier League club’s annual financial report released earlier this week.

 

[ccr]

And he painted plastic fans
with plastic scarves and hats

was going with a second verse but couldn't think of what rhymes with hats :)

 

[Grassland Blue]

And he painted plastic fans
with plastic scarves and hats

was going with a second verse but couldn't think of what rhymes with hats :)

Really....?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

And he painted plastic fans
with plastic scarves and hats

was going with a second verse but couldn't think of what rhymes with hats :)

Cats?

You daft twat?

;-)

 

[xgorton]

Cats?

You daft twat?

;-)

No pulse, should have gone to Specsavers.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Soon be 2 billion of them ; )

Spooky that, Lego have said that's the exact amount of bricks needed for the new build..

3 planks plan is to get each supporter to pop one brick into place..

The new 14500 seater stadium will be completed once the instructions on the box are fully understood..

Apparently they are saving a few bricks by not building a trophy room, Ed 3 planks has told them, 'what's the effin point, we're going to win eff all for the foreseeable ..!' just make it big enough to store the mop n bucket...'

Pogba and Beanz have already been measured for size..!