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Good lad, works in the control room of one of the best public transport systems in the world. Don't begrudge him a penny.

My Father in law of Gujarati descent was one of the many to flee and granted asylum in the UK. He also voted for Brexit because of 'All the foreigners coming over here'... wish I was joking.

Hahaha wtf? Is this Bluemoon or Mumsnet?

Gerrard said to be shocked. He's not seen such a viscious and brutal assault since that DJ was lying at his own feet.

Get the fuck in City. Why do we do it like this? Wouldn't have done it any other way in hindsight but fuckin hell. I know this guy btw. He's from Yorkshire (ofcourse) and is a massive bell end, even the other Yorkshire dippers that know him enjoy reminding him of this picture.

Commenting on the Jota 'foul' before the Soton goal. Mahrez gets about 6 of them put on him a game. Give your fannies a wipe.

Ahahahaha. That's going to boil all colours of piss. Lovely stuff.

Ragnick playing the Face up his sleeve.

Oliver getting all cuddly with Fred there. Coming down with a touch of the Twattenbergs.

Different Watford side will come out in the second half. 4-2 Watford i reckon.

Fuck me. You'll be needing sun glasses to look at Bernardo's heat map today. What a result.

I'll save everyone's time. Infowars article by Paul Joseph Watson. Watson is a watery, swivel-eyed man with the shrill voice of a 30 year old virgin and a mouth that resembles that of the parasitical sewage monster from the second season of the X-Files (quite fitting really). His ramblings...

And my hatred of cauliflower and cheese only strengthens.

I witnessed first hand last the utter fuck wittery of football fans and their ability to regurgitate what the pundits say without question. My Facebook feed (yeah, yeah i know) had a discussion of people talking about the game and they all agreed to a man that Kyle Walker had been utterly...

According to ITN Liverpool fans won't be too disappointed because 'having Klopp is as good as having a trophy'

The historical archive footage stored and saved by those tireless public servants over at Youj*zz and xhamster would suggest so, yes. I find it's an apt description. So when my missus says to me, "Aren't you watching the second half?" My reply is usually, "Yeah. I'm just going to put a brew...

No only have BT Sport employed the most banal , cliche spouting bunch of ex-pro's for their punditry, making them painful to listen to, they make you fucking cringe away from the screen especially if you're watching in HD; Wio - With that beard that makes him look like he's got a...

Bless them, little Cherubs like this will be absolutely crestfallen... You have to feel for them, you really do.

Very talented English player that's never really achieved his full potential and he's forever in the treatment room. With that in mind, surely he's nailed on for the Tarquins?