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I find a lot of under 30s go for Dirty Dancing as their cult film

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Sleep peacefully little fella, as the song says, This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you May flights of Angels take you to a more beautiful place and God bless your brave Mummy and Daddy

Twatterface and Clinton Morrison talking about spending...yawn...guess who are the arch villains?

She does know there is a weight limit on Suitcases doesn't she? Last holiday i had to go in the bedroom as she was packing and keep weighing her case, luckily JET2 is 22 kg :)

Same with me, i always wash the pots so they are done properly, Mrs Xiphos's dish washing skills are minimal..i blame her Mother....she will pile them all in the sink and sort of swirl them around, she very rarely uses a dishcloth and hasn't got a scooby what a brillo pad is, she then puts them...

There is an order to everything mate washing up included, why can't these disorganised women realise this? :)

Had to get the Mrs to stop using one years ago, she's only just got used to the sink, the Daughter still uses one though, minging

But the Fairy Liquid doesn't lather up the same, it should go like this, run hot water, add Fairy Liquid and lather, THEN add dishes but never a frying pan, that's always separate and last.....other washing up brands are also available:)

The doctor has given her some pills for some strange illness she has, he warned her they will give her vicious and smelly flatulance, she's loving it, farting like a very loud and sulphurous Vesuvius, she will go to bed half hour before me and shut all the windows and blast off, revenge she says

Thought i was listening to nature watch during the paper review, Clarrisa the Pea Hen, gaggles of geese, foxes, roosting birds, fuck off and review the papers and shut Dean Saunders up as well

Heartbreaking for everybody concerned but i can see both sides of the argument, the parents don't want to let go and the so called experts think it is cruel on the child being kept alive it's just a tragedy What a difference in attitude we thankfully have today compared to the mid 60s, one of my...

Prohibition biscuits lol, shady characters outside games, "ppssssttt, want a ticket for the South Stand, i'v got Custard Creams as well"

Still nothing in Express online, it's as if this game never happened, 6 rag articles

Had to scroll down past the darts in the Mail online, rags were headlines though, not a bad match report though it was full of praise for Sterling, Express, nothing, not a bean, Star nothing, just about to check others out

Waste of time, Vicky Kloss will file it under 'to do later' and have another coffee

Didn't hear it but a few of the lads have told me about it, hope the club picked up on it and nail the fucker, it's about time we nailed one of these naysayers

Yup thats them the daft old bat eats them likeArrowroot biccies, she can also eat bowl after bowl of Greek yogurt covered in honey, i keep expecting her to blow up like Mr Crearsote but she's like a jockys whip

Lol, trust me they are horrible, like a fluffy sticky very sugary marshmallow stuck between two wafers, huge packets from the pound shop, can't get the fucking stuff out of the carpet if it gets trodden in by the kids!

I will be long dead and buried by 2040, might get a ride in an electric hearse