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Things your missus does that drive you to despair
- Thread starter Cellarite
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The doctor has given her some pills for some strange illness she has, he warned her they will give her vicious and smelly flatulance, she's loving it, farting like a very loud and sulphurous Vesuvius, she will go to bed half hour before me and shut all the windows and blast off, revenge she says
inchy14
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Fills the empty washing up bowl with dirty pots. I then have to take them all back out to add water. A small thing but it really pisses me off.
Ha ha , not just mine then.
You know water is a liquid and will fill the gaps?
:)
Yes but they are usually stacked in an order that makes washing them impossible so you have to remove them and start again.
I realised another one of her 'loving traits' yesterday. She buys clothing and then decides that she needs to alter it slightly so it'll fit better or look better, last week she bought a light rain jacket as we were going to Scafell pike for the day, it had a hood on it, she then decided that she would stitch some velcro tabs on it to hide the hood!
Just buy one without the fucking hood then!!
But the Fairy Liquid doesn't lather up the same, it should go like this, run hot water, add Fairy Liquid and lather, THEN add dishes but never a frying pan, that's always separate and last.....other washing up brands are also available:)You know water is a liquid and will fill the gaps?
:)
PannickAtTheDisco
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washing up bowl in 2017...you backwards bunch
Had to get the Mrs to stop using one years ago, she's only just got used to the sink, the Daughter still uses one though, mingingwashing up bowl in 2017...you backwards bunch
Blue Hefner
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But the Fairy Liquid doesn't lather up the same, it should go like this, run hot water, add Fairy Liquid and lather, THEN add dishes but never a frying pan, that's always separate and last.....other washing up brands are also available:)
I can recommend Aldi's Magnum washing up liquid, the one in the silver bottle
Anyway. You are, of course, correct. It really pisses me of when Mrs Hef contaminates the sink, especially during the time im washing up. She just starts dropping things in it, there is an order. Glasses/cups first, cutlery, plates then pots and pans
BrianW
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Why do women....
Order a meal that comes without chips.
Then nick some of your chips off your plate.
Order a meal that comes without chips.
Then nick some of your chips off your plate.
I can recommend Aldi's Magnum washing up liquid, the one in the silver bottle
Anyway. You are, of course, correct. It really pisses me of when Mrs Hef contaminates the sink, especially during the time im washing up. She just starts dropping things in it, there is an order. Glasses/cups first, cutlery, plates then pots and pans
Mine does this as well, stacks them up in such a ridiculous fashion that there's no way they don't need removing before starting the job. She always has to have a pudding of some sort, by the time she's finished I've usually done the pots but I leave the water in the sink for her to wash the spoon/dish/plastic pot, she just fucking dumps them in the sink and breezes off to watch some shite tv.
Will give that Aldi one a try, cheers, always been a Fairy man (so to speak) but am always willing to change.
Some may say why do the pots when you have a wife but I'm not like that, I like to know they are done properly.
richardtheref
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This is not my wife but the next door neighbour who is the most mental woman ever. For this story you have to understand I have no idea where our local Brownies are based and I am not God.
The other night she knocks on the back door and asks to speak to my wife. I tell her that she cannot as my wife is out at work. So she says "Richard, you might be able to help? Do you think I have enough time to pick Emma up from Brownies, if I walk, before it starts raining?"
The other night she knocks on the back door and asks to speak to my wife. I tell her that she cannot as my wife is out at work. So she says "Richard, you might be able to help? Do you think I have enough time to pick Emma up from Brownies, if I walk, before it starts raining?"