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Beckham says hello

Swales would have still fiddle the away attendance

Gave up and went to Liverpool. Gave up and went to Liverpool.

Yes

Will pubs bring back the 2 pence extra per pint for drinking in the snug instead of the tap room

True ,but you try explaining that to Tiddles

Cat food that comes in packs of 12 that will last Tiddles 6 days ,why not make it a week's worth

Cash dispensers that have a message no receipt available would you still like to proceed ,,then before your cash is dispensed it says would like a receipt And a special mention to the one at stepping hill Hosie that said you can't obtain £15 because no five pounds available.then proceeds to give...

Tesco's agree

Pity the scousers can never sing "I fought the law ,and the law won "

City only say you MAY lose your right to renew .unless you do it every season I doubt they will stop you renewing. Especially if you have a good reason for missing games

About 10 shillings a roll

Wouldn't it be better if you watched bikini clad young women wash your car for you ?

Just don't have too many of the 8% seville orange I.P.A

Take half a viagra, I find it just enough to stop me pissing on my slippers

You will easily recognise blue mist,he will be wearing a coat with one sleeve

Must admit I thought it was the first game Cracking day anyway

Wasn't there also one where a kid touched an overhead electric train wire

Watch football with Stuart Pearce as the manager

The Phil Silvers show (Bilko)