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A man is at the bar, he orders 10 doubles of whiskey, lines them all up and drinks non stop until they are all gone. The barman starts worry, asking if anything is wrong, the man says "you would do the same if you had what i do", barman replies "why what have you got?" "About 13p"

went to the hooters when i went down to see a mate in nottingham, its not as expensive as i thought it would be, and all the birds are fit, tell you what its hard going to the bar trying to cover up a lob on

i haven't been on a stag do before but my mate is engaged at the moment, but i thought the only reason for stag do's is for drugs and sex, i could always go antiquing instead or maybe a nice art lesson, but il stick with the drugs and sex on my mates

not huge but pigeon detectives were big - i saw them bout 5 years ago for £1.50 at selby town hall

'Colin, you off to stinkys tonight?'

i hope his demise is in correlation with our success, every trophy we win he gets sicker and sicker until the year when we win the treble and he finally tops off

to me life is pretty boring, its just work, sleep, work, pub, city can sometimes ruin a great weekend, or can make a shit weekend brilliant, i wouldn't change it for anything, although i would like more brilliant weekends - loss against everton turned me into scrooge

i like it slightly golden with tons of butter, but i eat it butterside down, it is the future!

damocles, everyone else has asked you this so i am aswell, do me.

Hart Zabba-Kompany-Richards-Kolarov De Jong-Rodwell Silva-Wilshere-Hazard Balotelli won everything in first season in world class, going to try legendary

Mine is Colin, me Dad thought of the name can't think why. i really like my name because apart from my uncle i have never met another Colin - and the ones you see on the television are all over 60 with grey hair, so im breaking the mould

women can be quite thick they don't know what we know but they sure can blow

shit joke but my all time favourite A doctor called in his next patient. This was an Chinese immigrant and he always had problems making him understand. The man walked in and proudly put a model of Buzz Lightyear on the table. "I'm sorry? What's this for?" "You tell me bring specimen."

luke skywalker knew what darth vader was getting him for christmas he could feel his presence

just bought this, haven't heard of it but looking forward to watching it - cheers

The creators of 'Where's Wally?' are currently producing 'Where's Maddy?' Sales are expected to go through the window.

thanks everyone for the advice and information, am definitly going to look into more detail at these places and hopefully start planning it soon - cheers

i am seriously thinking about going over to Thailand & Vietnam for upto 2 months next year, any bluemooners been before and i would be grateful to any with information and great spots ive heard ko phi phi and vang vieng or meant to be great places - cheers

im off down this weekend aswell for my mates birthday, getting there on saturdya round 12.30pm, droppping stuff off then going to hooters for me dinner, then going to a casino and then hoping to find out that the stat of more lasses than lads is true

if a woman says she's wrong, is she still wrong?