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Someone needs to give him something to gurn about.

God, this is turgid.

Fuck these twats. Come on City!

Just seen the team. It’s erm, bold. I guess.

I take it the Variety Sunshine bus is just out of shot.

Short sleeves in The Gambia? You must be rock. I got absolutely nailed by biting bastards in The Gambia and I worked in the rainforests of Gabon and Republic of Congo for three years with hardly a nibble.

Much better performance all round. Well done lads.

Marti Webb would have been a better choice. One for the FOCs there.

Nico you beauty!

God, shatwell steals a living.

You can and should. It’s like listening to a half-asleep speak-your-weight machine.

Terrible from Nunes but that’s what you get when you play an attacking midfielder at full back. He’s no business being there.

If we don’t do something the goals will come.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Well, fuck.

Man, the match thread is gonna be like the fall of Saigon.

Someone bought me the James Bond box set. I always thought the bond films were trash for the most part but it was a present, so I thought I’d see if I was right or wrong. I’m up to The Man with the Golden Gun. Verdicts so far. Dr No - alright - surprisingly low-key. From Russia with Love -...

The short answer is that many of them have been eaten by mink. We’ve still got loads of water voles on the drains and ditches here in east Lincolnshire where mink is absent, same in Wales. Again, no mink. Everywhere else, loads of mink and water voles are endangered.

I think I’ve met maybe a dozen MPs and ministers through work over the past 20-odd years. Rory Stewart and Michael Meacher were the only two I met who seemed like real human beings. The rest appeared to to be various shades of egotistical sociopathy.

Someone needs to fucking clean Pedro out and give the twat something real to whine about