What level of security do you have when you go away on holiday?

[idahoblues]

Brilliant.
Absolutely true.
We went to Gambia in January.
She spent a week packing her case and half the case I apparently needed.
In roughly 2 minutes
I put some shorts and some t shirts in the case.
Day time I wear city shorts
When I go for breakfast I go in last nights t shirt.
Night time shorts and a T-shirt.
At the most 6 pairs of shorts..7 T-shirts..and a pair of flip flops
Which I travel in..I took more stuff to give to the lads than I wore..she took a case and a half .
Easily one case worth of stuff didn't leave the case.
Makes you wonder sometimes why men marry women I'm sure gay blokes have it easier
Apart from in the bedroom stuff.

Haha, even a long weekend sends my missus into a full blown wreck. It pisses her off so bad that the morning of leaving it takes me ten minutes to throw some shit in a bag and I’m ready

 

[remember arthur mann]

Get a decent alarm for the car.

 

[Eaststander1]

How long was your sentence mate ?

Lol, nice one Bill ........ yeah, I'm think i'm getting a bit long in the tooth now, i've just given up worrying!

 

[Mr Grumpy]

I have the wife.
She's a fucking weapon.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Someone to mind the kids if you fancy going off to a restaurant at night without them……

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I just spray a few bottles of Scouse repellent on my front gate, always does the trick.

 

[Bill Walker]

Lol, nice one Bill ........ yeah, I'm getting a bit long in the tooth now, think I think i've just given up worrying!

Good for you mate. :)

 

[Streetsweeper]

Brilliant.
Absolutely true.
We went to Gambia in January.
She spent a week packing her case and half the case I apparently needed.
In roughly 2 minutes
I put some shorts and some t shirts in the case.
Day time I wear city shorts
When I go for breakfast I go in last nights t shirt.
Night time shorts and a T-shirt.
At the most 6 pairs of shorts..7 T-shirts..and a pair of flip flops
Which I travel in..I took more stuff to give to the lads than I wore..she took a case and a half .
Easily one case worth of stuff didn't leave the case.
Makes you wonder sometimes why men marry women I'm sure gay blokes have it easier
Apart from in the bedroom stuff.

Short sleeves in The Gambia? You must be rock. I got absolutely nailed by biting bastards in The Gambia and I worked in the rainforests of Gabon and Republic of Congo for three years with hardly a nibble.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Short sleeves in The Gambia? You must be rock. I got absolutely nailed by biting bastards in The Gambia and I worked in the rainforests of Gabon and Republic of Congo for three years with hardly a nibble.

I got bitten once .
I've been twice.
And that was first time actually walking down the steps of the plane.
That was it.

 

[Bill Walker]

Makes you wonder sometimes why men marry women I'm sure gay blokes have it easier
Apart from in the bedroom stuff.

Not all Sheila's are the same mate.
We're off tomorrow for 6 weeks with carry on luggage only.
We've done it before, it's possible to do if you take the right kind of clothes and are prepared to wash the odd thing in the shower......and it was all Mrs Walker's idea.
It's actually a great feeling to unburdened yourself off big heavy cases.

As she says, "we can always buy stuff if we need it"

Edit.
Now I'm wondering if it a cunning plan for her to obtain new clothes :)

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

Not much really always get a big lump of hash back from the dam

 

[give it to gordon]

Just leave the wife at home

 

[.db.]

I usually employ two bodyguards.

 

[southamptonblue]

We're off soon for a few weeks, is it a good idea to get a couple of cameras or something, what do people recommend ?

There's hardly any break-ins where I live but you never know.

Pm me your address.....and i'll keep my eye on it....for a fiver ;)

 

[mary_jones]

In fact, I live next door to my sister, so when I go somewhere, she stays in the house with my cat.

 

[ob]

Neighbours gone away so I'm cat sitting Luna. Go round in morning to feed her, clean tray etc. Open blinds then in evening, take in any parcels and close blinds. They play music on speaker all day