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Bredders, absolute quality but i do miss quaffers. Oops, showing my age again!

Alright mate, i say as i walk into my corner shop most mornings. My Asian bretheren never says anything back (not sure if he actually speaks English) but i always try and the silence does'nt bother me. But if his 80 yr old ganny does'nt stop following me round that shop waiting for me nick...

i was thinking of buying a boots disposable, are they anygood?

i know, she's well ace

go out and get pissed, probably stoned aswell then go an fook the biggest slapper you can get your hands on, sorted!

lets not forget he is the youngest ever right back to have played for England. He is still only a kid and lots of youngsters make mistakes. Don't ask me to make a list of all the mistakes i made at 19. Mind you some of them would make me laugh again!!!

lets not forget he is the youngest ever right back to have played for England. He is still only a kid and lots of youngsters make mistakes. Don't ask me to make a list of all the mistakes i made at 19. Mind you some of them would make me laugh again!!!

maybe, but i'll still be wearing the new shirt anyway, just like thousands of others.

Me and the wife bumped into Gordon at a function at the new wembley. He was a very decent gentleman who gave us a few moments to say hello. Talked about the crypton factor (how old) and discovered he likes rugby league, St Helens fan. Would'nt describe him as an A at all.

There was a Steve Curry who used to work at the men as a regional (obv) reporter. Liked a drink, don't they all (Hincey) Is this the same dude you're on about?

Eastlands for me thanks. It's easier to say when you're pissed!!!

he reminds me of the meerkat ad, simples!

Wacko Jacko. Nearly every radio station is knocking out his back catalogue, pretty damn good if you ask me!

Medicals, erm cough!

must have put my ball in your garden on more than one occasion!!!

must have put my ball in your garden on more than one occasion!!!

Dedication or what! Marvellous. How good will he be next season if he improves as much as he did last year! What about the angel wings though!!!

Good afternoon Paul

Excellent little story, pmsl. Btw, if you did bump into them again and decided to "get it on" would a 67 yr old still be able to erm, you know, manage it like! Just wondering

None, i fooking hate em all. Coonts