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Weird day, set 2 alarms for 6:30 and 6:35, woke to alarm saw it was 6:35 - thought I’d slept through and was smug as I set 2, then saw first was for 6:30 pm! Anyway had odd breakfast of baguette and cheese with sliced meats then ended up spending 4 hours up the Eiffel Tower! Did I mention I’m on...

Just avoid posting Kim’s quim - that’s surely a thread ban

I’m going full “gaylord” - it’s in our hands, win our remaining games and we win the league. Full credit to the prophet @Gaylord du Bois !

Haha I love the optimism, and you’re correct we will win the league if we win all our games and both Liverpool and Arsenal drop points (plural points at that - unless we score shitloads) But I’m feeling Clarkie vibes, as in “I reckon we’ll win the league the season“ - “don’t be a Gaylord”

Weird that pool haven’t beaten the scum in two games so far this season, yet my gut feel is the scum are getting a dry bumming today - ideally they both lose!

must practice my gliphy posting…

Thank you, Lord Byron! Succinct and to the point as well :)

I’d put forward a wedge of wafer thin ham with egg mayonnaise on a thickly buttered thick cut fresh white bloomer as a beast of a sandwich

I gave up on DH, my last XXL weighed in at a 42” chest, my complaint was rejected as I received XXL as ordered, ignoring the fact it was a size large mis-labelled and the collar was wrong. Prior to that I got the paisley and water aid shirts and they were perfect, so swings and roundabouts - I...

Red sky at night shepherds delight, red sky in the morning shepherds warning, minced lamb and mash shepherds pie…

Made me look - but grey dragon pattern on white, so close enough for me ;) TBH I never pay more than £20 for a top unless it’s has two elements: City and “special” ::strokes treble winners shirt::

My favourite quote of his: When I named one of my sons Fidel, my mother said 'that's a bit of a strong name to give a child'. 'Mother,' I said, 'look at what you did to me,' edit: heres a link -The wisdom of Socrates

Ooh just got a Chinese new year shirt from kitbag for £60, still a bit overpriced but I love a white shirt - still have the eidos le coq white one, which I’m sure was a rebranded spurs home shirt ;)

Good for a runny nose and watery eyes apparently

My favourite philosopher

I laughed, but in medieval times citizens were compelled to practice archery by law and every village had an area for said practice called ”the butts”, so maybe a foundling in the butts could be named butt? As a fostered fosterer it’s not something I’ve come across or thought about till now, but...

haha, I had a similar joke problem, hearing a joke at a drunken party: A wrestler and his wife went for a meal in a nice restaurant, halfway through the wrestler had to go to the loo. When he got back his wife was visibly upset. “What’s up?“ he asked, she replied “that drunk guy came over when...

What’s the difference between a casual dinner party and a pirate themed orgy? For a casual dinner party, you come as you are…

My trainspotting mate became careless and got hit by the Flying Scotsman - he was chuffed to bits!

Word I’ve not heard since the 80’s - can I ask what caused you to start this thread?