Lavinda Past
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The man responsible for use of "wind chill factor" in weather reports has died...
He was 95, but felt like 83
He was 95, but felt like 83
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Zuriblue
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Stuuuuuu
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2 (two) pages ago wants its joke back, mate.
Lavinda Past
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A ship is sinking. People are screaming, panicking …
A passenger asks the Captain of the ship:
“Captain, how far is the nearest land?”
Captain: “2 miles”
Passenger: “Which way?”
Captain: “Down...”
A passenger asks the Captain of the ship:
“Captain, how far is the nearest land?”
Captain: “2 miles”
Passenger: “Which way?”
Captain: “Down...”
Lavinda Past
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When the nation's top medical experts were first asked if it was time to ease the #COVID restrictions:
Allergists were in favor of scratching it.
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.
Gastroenterologists had a gut bad feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians thought the government was laboring under a misconception.
Optometrists thought the idea was short-sighted.
Pathologists said, "Over my dead body!"
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Proctologists didn’t give a shit.
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons wanted to wash their hands of the whole thing.
Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic surgeons argued that this proposal would put a whole new face on the matter.
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas.
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, however, the Gynaecologists won out and the decision was left up to the pussies in government.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it.
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash decisions.
Gastroenterologists had a gut bad feeling about it.
Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.
Obstetricians thought the government was laboring under a misconception.
Optometrists thought the idea was short-sighted.
Pathologists said, "Over my dead body!"
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
Proctologists didn’t give a shit.
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness.
Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons wanted to wash their hands of the whole thing.
Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic surgeons argued that this proposal would put a whole new face on the matter.
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward.
Urologists were pissed off by the whole idea.
Anesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas.
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, however, the Gynaecologists won out and the decision was left up to the pussies in government.
Lavinda Past
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When I was a kid, used to love going to the seaside.
I remember one year, I was on the beach on my own and a crab came right up to me, like he was a friend.
I don't know what I did wrong, but it all went sideways quite quickly after that.
I remember one year, I was on the beach on my own and a crab came right up to me, like he was a friend.
I don't know what I did wrong, but it all went sideways quite quickly after that.
oakiecokie
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I shouldn`t laugh ... but ...
Uwe Already
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My friend couldn't pay his water bill, so I sent him a “get well soon” card…
balotellishaircut
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My missus asked me to help her stop sucking her thumb.
So I drew a dick on it.
So I drew a dick on it.