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The feckers are shell shocked by the news and totally underwhelmed by Gollum's appointment so I think this song based on The Cure's Boys dont cry is appropriate. Now fergie's fucked off, He's packed it in, Time for Mourinho, Oh no he's not coming in, It's Moyes, dont cry.... I like to laugh...

I remember getting to Maine Road early on a new years day (cant remember the year 96/97?) Were hungover & didnt want to miss the coach to Birmingham away. There was only one coach left so we legged it over to the coach & the driver told us the game was called off & that coach was the players...

I've heard from a mib that them lot are going down to Tevez's house tonight to have a go after that RIP Fergie sign last night. Sad bastards. I've always managed to stay clear of any proper trouble at the football, but I'd love to sort out these cunts. Its the same lot as were outside Rooney's...

I wish another Frank was there. Sidebottom. He might have been a bighead but he was a top blue RIP.

I just know Everton will roll over for that lot, but I thought about a different angle. If Gollum wants the rags job, surely he would want Baconface out. Wouldnt Baconface be more likely to go if he stopped winning trophies? Unless, mcbacon wants to go after winning this title, then Gollum...

Would that Fair play league send Swansea into the Europa? I'd like to see that. It would probably send them down though... arf!

Football friend.....

And the Fonz was too scared to ride his motorbike..... eehhhhhhh!

I love this from the comments section: thegeordienumber9 April 11, 2012 at 9:47 am .Where do we start? A pride in a club that was notorious in its approach to black players? A pride in a club where a section of supporters have rather dodgy links to far right groups and certain organisations in...

Re: Predictions for Bolton We'd have to win by 10 goals for a prem record. It feels wrong even thinking about it. Would be nice though ha ha

Love that last line! ha ha. Born in 1980 I havent put as many years in as some of your good selves, but I've always loved City even when I didnt enjoy every game. Now I enjoy watching every game, I'm not going to stop loving City because we got rich. City are part of my identity and its been...

Re: Predictions for Bolton Sammy Lee went back there as a coach recently I think? I'd love it if he were put in temporary charge, the Bolton fans would go mad, all three of them...

Can we bring back some of the old school 'take the piss out of the oppo' songs? have you got a colour telly? have you fuck? etc etc I dont think we've caned the oppo's fans enough this season. How about David Ngog, David n gooooog, We've got Silva, and you've got ngog.... no? alright I'll...

Re: Predictions for Bolton I reckon 4 nil, Silva & a Mario hattrick, with no shots on goal from Bulton Wundrers. Alreet cocker!

Sibierski & Barton. Both left us for Newcastle & wank on about how great Newcastle are despite both of them being fcuked off by Newcastle after a short spell. Not arsed about Barton, I didnt like him when he played for us, but i was fond of Sibierski & I was sad to hear about his daughters...

I dont get it when people give their pet their surname? I had to take our cat- sweep- shit name not my choice to the vet & they asked for the cat's surname. I just laughed politely, until they asked again. I told them my surname & told them we werent related, but they still insisted on giving...

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What's the shittest song you can come up with that you'd be prepared to sing at the etihad. How about Alexander Alexander Alexander Kolorov. Or David Platt, he's alright, he's got a moon head but he's quite good with the media when you think about it.

Jimmy Milner comes from Yorkshire Nar nar nar na na Doesnt drink beer he just drinks water Nar nar nar nar nar. I know, I'm fuckin good me... I always want these song/chant threads to be great but they always turn out shit as above.

Also I heard on the way home from Everton tomorrow night he will be spotted paying all the 'leccy bills of the Everton fans because he's rich.