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Piers Morgan is a bell-piece.

Skegness is much better. Way more babes.

Aye, it's a common one in the UK nowadays. Good advice; hard to stick by, but good advice.

I like his headband. Only true men wear headbands.

Don't have sex with transient hookers whilst high on meth after having murdered your girlfriend because she didn't put a sausage barrier between the eggs and the beans.

Jesus. Who comes up with these useless things. Next thing you know they'll be putting artificial bollocks between lasses legs and kicking them 'so they know how it feels'.

Skool iz 4 loozerz. I can stay up as late as I want. Once I stayed up till 3am! Mums doesn't know because parents r stupid.

Oh, you and your jokes.

I didn't literally mean that there is no sun in Scotland, it was a pun relating back to a previous post which said 'the scottish sun is much better'. Now in the original post he was clearly talking about the scottish newspaper 'the sun'. So what I did to create comic effect was to use that...

There's no I in England? I could've told you that.

There's no sun in Scotland!

Porn stars you would draw cartoons with.

If anything there arn't enough of them!

There'd be noone left!

Bloody hell. Well I hope you're well now, mate. Phenomenal recovery.

I completely agree with you. What works for one might not work for another. Everyone's wired differently (excuse the pun). Which is why I disagreed with the original comment that ''it's easy to not drink, you just have to not drink''.

I'm hardly going to go in to an in-depth essay about the complexities of alcohol addiction, am I? Books and papers have been written about that! I'm merely stating that alcohol, if abused, is physically addictive. That's all.

I appreciate what you're saying but alcohol is 100% physically addictive if it's abused; you said yourself that there are drugs to help minimise withdrawls - because alcohol IS physically addictive. Like any foreign substance that you CONSTANTLY put in to your body over a period of time, it...

Gotta remember that the lad is only 19 and still in his first season of english football. Already challenging an established premier league and england defender as centre back. Got high hopes for this one!

It's different if someone is physically addicted to something, though. It's the viscious circle of continuing having a drink to make sure you don't get ill which, in turn, perpetuates your drinking. If it was as easy as just not drinking then addictions wouldn't exist.