10 Years Ago

I've waited till today to post. We really were starting to pile on the misery for them by this stage. The season before saw us beat them in the fa cup semi and saw half the team have a meltdown when Mario winked at Wio. We then went on to win it and I remember literally half an hour after we won it a group of their fans laid siege to the club shop on market Street singing their nursery rhymes and hurling abuse at the staff and customers (anyone remember that?).

I remember for years one of my rag neighbours had engaged me in jolly banter for years which he found hilarious. The 4-3 Michael Owen injury time defeat and the 8 nil (I think) defeat to Middlesbrough had him banging on my window shouting all sorts of witty japery which I took steadfastly. Straight after the sick Swan I knocked on his front window to give it back, he came to the front door and said "you've won a football match, well done, but your acting like a **** doing this and your just being small time", then slammed his door shut. Ha ha.
We must have completely wrecked the heads of loads of Utd fans.
 
Like most blues of a certain age we had grown accustomed to the piss taking from the swamp dwelling scum..moreso after defeats to teams like Bury, Stockport, Lincoln etc as well as the inevitable defeats by Trafford red Sox.
We lived off the occasional victories such as the 5-1 and the game where ratface fed the goat but for the most parts it was character building..we laughed off the jibes even though it was killing us inside, but it changed that day at Wembley when we beat them and they couldn't take it.
Then we threw away a 2 goal lead in the Charity Shield and it felt like fuck me here we go again.
But 10 years ago today it changed big time..we went to the theatre of shite and twatted them 6-1. And what a glorious day it was..
I don't think there were any rag twats that I didn't absolutely tear into them..all those years of being shit and all the piss taking we suffered came out in force.
Even random rags I didn't know got the full torrent of piss taking..it's the only time I wished I came from Stoke so I could have done the six on one hand..
Anyway lads n lasses enjoy today and hopefully we get 3 points tonight to make it an even better day.
 
I think we should sing ”it’s only 6-1” for 90 minutes today at Brighton and then never sing it again!

Sick of hearing that chant now. Criminal, and criminally small time, that we sing about this one game every week yet don’t have a song about us being the one and only Centurions in English football history.
 
We went to old trafford on one sunny day,
To watch Man Utd and Man City play,
And when it was over and when it was done,
Man City had dicked them by six goals to one,
The first was by mario,
Why always me ,
He scored one again then Sergio made it three,
And as the rags scurried and rushed to the door,
Up popped Edin dzeko to score number four,
Then it was five, it’s the best of the day,
The Spanish magician, he nutmegged degae,
Then from the midfield performing his tricks,
Sends edin away to score number six,
Fergie time done, it was over too soon,
Old trafford was chilled by the sound of blue moon,
The history books tell us of who,where and when ,
And you lucky bastards, it should have been ten!!!
 

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