100% got to be the new Carlos Tevez song.

ell said:
ninjamonkey said:
ConnorMCFC said:
he used to be a dirty red tevez, tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez, tevez
we bet you've shagged alot of birds
you've made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez, city til he dies....


Was hoping somebody would post that up again clear winner!
hahaha win


this one's a goodun too. Where have all you songwriters been ? about time we had some good lyrics.
 
The Shitty Man United waved goodbye to Herman Head
and this is what he said

Fergire you are just a wanker
yer drink yer whiskey from a tanker

yer let me go and now I thank yer

Cos Hughes will sign me up up up
 
After all this I hope he fucking signs now. Anyway here's another effort....


The fucking rags sang “sign him up” Tevez, Tevez,
The fucking rags sang “sign him up” Tevez, Tevez,
Taggart’s a twat, and has no tact,
The Scouser’s are skint and that’s a fact,
Carlos Tevez has come to the promised land.
 
Some great work here chaps need an official song if he signs which contains as many of the above verses as possible, maybe sung for 15 mins at the swamp at half time like the usual "oh when the blues". Might have to print the lyrics off though there are that many verses possible.
 
We used to have a song for you
Tevez Tevez
But now you've gone from red to blue
Tevez Tevez
we baught from out of town
cos you realised there a bunch of clowns
carlos tevez born to be a blue
na na na na

not the best but oh wel
 
Was once a red but now hes blue TEVEZ TEVEZ
He said to fergie fuck man yoo TEVEZ TEVEZ
He runs his heart out for the team
The best the blues have ever seen
Carlos tevez proud to be a blue
 
he was a red but now he's blue Tevez, Tevez
we used to have a song for you Tevez, Tevez
but all that's gone it's in the past
you've come to play for us at last
Carlos Tevez
our second argintine


whos that man from argintina
whos that man we all adore
he turned down united and chelsea
and liverpool FC
to play for city for ever more
 
scottyboi said:
Lets hope no one sings argentina though it pisses me off.
it does me as well, but imagine if he scores against them, id love to sing it to them
 

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