100% got to be the new Carlos Tevez song.

[BlueMooner123]

How about this one I heard

You can shag my sexy bird
tevez, tevez
You can even do it in my bed
tevez, tevez
We used to call you ugly c**t
We hadnt seen you from the front
Carlos Tevez what a handsome chap

 

[MCFC Rule22]

We used to have a song for you
Tevez Tevez
But now you've gone from red to blue
Tevez Tevez
We are sorry for the horrible words we bet that youv shagged loads of birds.
carlos tevez City's number _

I think thats quite good

 

[FORZA CITY]

There's some proper shit ones in this thread. I hate it when people post songs with lines that don't even fit the tune! The original one from the first post is the best IMO, mind you.

 

[ErlingHaaland]

You said that he would sign for you Tevez,Tevez
But now he's gonna play for us Tevez,Tevez
You ugly boy,you Argie ace.
You said "fuck off" to bacon face
Carlos Tevez he is a City fan


That's my effort !

 

[bluegorton]

Think a song with a different tune might be a good idea tbh.

 

[danny21manc]

There's some proper shit ones in this thread. I hate it when people post songs with lines that don't even fit the tune! The original one from the first post is the best IMO, mind you.

That would be mine ;-)

 

[ell]

He's gonna be wearing blue not red Tevez Tevez
Fuck off Fergie is what he said Tevez Tevez
Your club is shite, your fans are too
i'd prefer to be city through and through
Carlos Tevez rather dead than red

he used to be a dirty red tevez, tevez
but now he is a blue instead tevez, tevez
we bet you've shagged alot of birds
you've made us change the bloody words
carlos tevez, city til he dies....


Can we sing them after each other as one big song?

 

[city-till-i-cry]

The neck scares proved they checked inside of his head, Tevez
It read to be a blue and not a red, Tevez
He spoke to cook, he said thank fuck,
im off from here, wheres my gear?
Carlos Tevez, rather be dead than red!
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na
CARLOS TEVEZ, RATHER BE DEAD THAN RED!



I RATE THIS ONE HIGHLY

 

[Hinchcliffe at the far post]

My turn:-

He once was red and now he's blue, TEVEZ TEVEZ
He once was red and now he's blue, TEVEZ TEVEZ
He once was red and now he's blue coz Carlos said FUCK OFF MAN U
Carlos Tevez MAN CITY THRU AND THRU



Simple eh?

 

[KingRuben]

The topics made him wish he was dead, Tevez Tevez
He heard the song "Herman monster head" Tevez Tevez
He listened to us & now hes glad
He said fuckoff to all the rags
Carlos Tevez, he reads bluemoon