Welcome to the party, lads! Grab herself a drink and join in the fun!
Rodri was City’s best player by a country mile last season, but Haaland broke records for fun and KDB helped him do it!
Been calling him Godri for yonks and he is, by far, the biggest, strongest, most complete defensive midfielder to come along since Makelele reinvented the position.
It is a joke that he isn’t in the running for the Ballon D’Or, but it just shows everyone how political that trophy is!
Long may he reign!