Kind of unrelated but heres an actual chant for him.
De Bruyne, De Bruyne
No one else quite like him,
His passing, his skills and his shooting skill,
He's the center attacking on City's killing field.
De Bruyne, De Bruyne
Always calm in possession,
He beats them with finesse,
He's the heartbeat of City's offense.
De Bruyne, De Bruyne
City's midfield conductor,
With his vision and technique, he can make magic occur,
De Bruyne, De Bruyne
He's always there to deliver,
Whether it's a long pass or a pinpoint cross,
City win with ease.
