2,000 replies and we win Wednesday night thread

[Ducky_]

God I hope we win.

I say we park the bus and if they score, go gung ho!

 

[*singingtheblues*]

I can't help it, I have a fascination with micro penises.

so does your mum

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, your mother is soooooooo fat that when she steps outside wearing a yellow raincoat everyone says to each other in relief -

"Look the sun's come out"

 

[masterwig]

We never win at home and we never win away...

 

[bizzbo]

so does your mum

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, your mother is soooooooo fat that when she steps outside wearing a yellow raincoat everyone says to each other in relief -

"Look the sun's come out"

you're bang out of order, she has a slow metabolism, she has to watch what she eats.

unlike your mum who will put anything in her mouth and never spills a drop.

ok ok this is going to get out of hand. when I say 'your mum' I am referring to a fictional character. your mother is a saint, and, clever lady that she is, she reckons city will win 2-0.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Come on City, lets not give them anything to gloat about.

 

[*singingtheblues*]

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh...

Well, your mother is soooooooo fat that when she steps outside wearing a yellow raincoat everyone says to each other in relief -

"Look the sun's come out"

you're bang out of order, she has a slow metabolism, she has to watch what she eats.

unlike your mum who will put anything in her mouth and never spills a drop.

My mother is recovering from the muscle wasting AIDS inflicted upon her, she can't afford to spill a drop.

Your mum on the other hand has no excuses for looking like a close relative of Jabba the Hut, remove all of the take-outs from speed dial and sure enough she might increase her metabolism by actually walking to Domino's Pizza.

 

[sweynforkbeard]

Pleased to be able to do my bit to help-Come on City!

 

[bizzbo]

you're bang out of order, she has a slow metabolism, she has to watch what she eats.

unlike your mum who will put anything in her mouth and never spills a drop.

My mother is recovering from the muscle wasting AIDS inflicted upon her, she can't afford to spill a drop.

Your mum on the other hand has no excuses for looking like a close relative of Jabba the Hut, remove all of the take-outs from speed dial and sure enough she might increase her metabolism by actually walking to Domino's Pizza.

right. glad you're up for this. now we're getting somewhere. your mum is banned from domino's on grounds of hygiene and public decency. not going into details but i'll never look at a garlic baguette in the same way again.

I didn't give her aids. it's a cold. she's just preparing the groundwork for faking her own death. that's how bad she wants you out of her life. for godssake's man, stop pestering her for 'bitty', she's red raw from your incessant chewing.

 

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Tick Tock

 

[Maineman2010]

Come on City!

Have a feeling Bellamy will get a couple of goals on Weds., he's due some.