Fucking hell mate, I get you probably can’t stand him but he had a very decent game tonight and worked hard too.you're FFS, you've had 7 touches when 2 would do. Do you...
(a) stop, do a flick/step over and then pass back to Bernie.
(b) chip a ball into the box for a defender to easily head away.
(c) chip a ball over the top that skips harmlessly out of play.
(d) Take 10 more touches, dribble into the box and get harmlessly dispossessed by a bottom half level defender.