I asked first!
Who’s wank? And what’s the time scale? Game, week, month, season, career?
You’re telling me a full international, for whom City paid handsomely, in the prime of his career, is playing in the supposed best team in the world, is wank.
I’m sorry, but I’m not having it.
Walker
Lewis
Akanji
Simpson-Pusey
Gundogan
Foden
Bernardo
Kdb
That’s a short list of players who have been playing worse than him in recent games. Now, if you want to include Haaland for the chances he’s missed, I’d argue he’s scored a few, but with the exception of the Brighton game, he’s not been lighting up my life, either.
I’ve omitted both Doku and Savinho, because they’ve shown flashes of brilliance, albeit without end product, and have left out the walking wounded who haven’t played hardly any minutes recently.
No-one has been tearing up trees recently, but it feels slightly personal to even think of highlighting Nunes as wank recently, especially given the dire performances of some players.
I’ll leave it there. It’s late here and sleep beckons. I’m sure I’ll wake up to more “The End is Nigh and Pep is an arrogant twat for suggesting City might let someone else win the League this season!” for Sunday, so I have that to look forward to!
