3 facts about yourself, 2 true, 1 false...

[Chris in London]

I'm not sure I know you unless you live round my way. I do indeed have Chinese family.

Nah alanbob; I live near Norwich at the mo (back up North in a few years!), and I doubt we know each other - We just both have Blue blood and share tea anecdotes....

While you're here... Get the kettle on - and order me a number 23 and egg fried rice for my supper ;)

That's just Wong on so many levels.
Forgetting the ribs and prawn crackers for one thing.

Besides, number 23 IS egg fried rice.

Normal for Norfolk, I suppose.

 

[Kenney_The_Blue]

1. I once sang with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to kill

3. I have never wanked a dog off

1 is false

 

[Grolsch30]

1, In my early days used to be stopped by loads of women for being a spitting image of Patrick Swayze, and used to be stopped by football fans thinking I was Mark Viduka.

2, Slept with a Premier Leagues wifey a Mrs Wright

3, A member of the mile high club

 

[BWTAC]

1. I once sang with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to kill

3. I have never wanked a dog off

1 is false

The fact that you have me down as a phsycopathic dog wanker over knocking out a tune with Sting brings me comfort.

 

[kp789]

1. I once sang with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to kill

3. I have never wanked a dog off

1 is false

The fact that you have me down as a phsycopathic dog wanker over knocking out a tune with Sting brings me comfort.

Are you Roy Keane?

 

[BWTAC]

1 is false

The fact that you have me down as a phsycopathic dog wanker over knocking out a tune with Sting brings me comfort.

Are you Roy Keane?

No, but getting back to facts, he tried a pair of shoes on after I had in Selfridges.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

1. I once sang with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to kill

3. I have never wanked a dog off

1 is false

3 is false, he's a mass dog wanker amoungst others.

 

[BWTAC]

1. I once sang with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to kill

3. I have never wanked a dog off

1 is false

3 is false, he's a mass dog wanker amoungst others.

You know about my life ban from Crufts then?

 

[kp789]

1 is false

3 is false, he's a mass dog wanker amoungst others.

You know about my life ban from Crufts then?

Crusty Crafty Poodle Crufter- Thats your nickname PERVERT

 

[toby]

1 - I have Chinese blood relatives

2 - I once witnessed and attempted murder on an Ex

3 - I am attracted to ginger men

Im in.

So you admit you are ginger

When I was 14 I hitched a lift all the way to Swansea from Altrincham
I am a women
I love cheese