#3 | Rúben Dias - 2020/21 Performances

[Sir peace frog]

He needs a Niall Quinn type song.

Ahem.

Ruben Dias budgie shorts are so slick

Pulls them up to his hips budgie dick

They are better than Florence And The Machine

Ruben Dias, so obscene

lol . emoji of head in hands shaking my head, lol

 

[MarsLlama]

Would be surprised if he's not captain after Dino

Unfortunately it's most likely Pep will stick to his "whoever's been here the longest gets the armband" policy until he leaves. It'll be Gundogan before we know it, because Pep quite openly doesn't give a shit who the captain is and doesn't think it's important. I'd rather we gave it to Dias and he can wear it for the next ten years but I'm not in charge.

 

[jay_mcfc]

He needs a Niall Quinn type song.

Ahem.

Ruben Dias budgie shorts are so slick

Pulls them up to his hips budgie dick

They are better than Florence And The Machine

Ruben Dias, so obscene

That is dreadful

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That is dreadful

I know. I was bored.

 

[oldius]

To Donald Fagan's Ruby Baby: Donald Fagen Ruby Baby - YouTube


Ruben, Ruben, Dias is his name

Plays for City, defending is his game

Ruben, Ruben, how we love you

Portugal, we salute you

Ruben, Ruben holding that backline

 

[lmhblue1]

Unfortunately it's most likely Pep will stick to his "whoever's been here the longest gets the armband" policy until he leaves. It'll be Gundogan before we know it, because Pep quite openly doesn't give a shit who the captain is and doesn't think it's important. I'd rather we gave it to Dias and he can wear it for the next ten years but I'm not in charge.

Pep doesn’t decide lol he lets the players vote

 

[Newman Noggs]

I enjoyed Sky Sports' website's take on this interview taking care to mention the "£65m deal" when Transfermarket lists the fee as £54m. A judicious 20% uplift to appease their target audience.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I tried...

He didn't need to make that tackle as the ball was obviously going out of play. So he seems to have seen it as a chance to go through a rag player. Love the guy.

 

[FantasyIreland]

I enjoyed Sky Sports' website's take on this interview taking care to mention the "£65m deal" when Transfermarket lists the fee as £54m. A judicious 20% uplift to appease their target audience.

Or no doubt the fact we somehow managed to receive superb money for the liability that was Otamendi......when the Dias deal is scrutinised,we pulled off a masterstroke!

 

[Goater=Legend]

He didn't need to make that tackle as the ball was obviously going out of play. So he seems to have seen it as a chance to go through a rag player. Love the guy.

Think it was straight after Martial dived for the pen. No doubt Dias was waiting for that opportunity