30 seconds with Guardiola

[pepguardiola'smoustache]

just a bit of fun...

you bump into pep on the street tonight.

what would you say to him in the very brief time he will give you?

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Five more years please

 

[Corky]

Famous people don't owe you a conversation, just leave him alone.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Muffin or Barm?

 

[youngbob]

You owe us nothing. Go and live the rest of your life on the golf course, put your feet up the rest of the time, and maybe pop back to Manchester a few times whenever you get the chance. Thank you for everything.

 

[Mifred]

Stay till you get more trophies than bacon face

 

[franksinatra]

Sorry mate I didn’t see you.

 

[Mifred]

Muffin or Barm?

Barm

 

[kunaguero10]

Why do you keep dropping Cherki you bald bastard, fuck off

 

[bonespost]

Ride on the road ,not on the pavement .You Lycra wearing dick .

 

[Cobwebcat]

Thanks

 

[Ban-jani]

Barm

My guy

 

[dronefromsector7G]

How the hell do you pronounce L'Hospitalet de Llobregat?

 

[Ban-jani]

I wouldn’t last 30 seconds

 

[EastMidlandsBlue]

I'd tell him that Tiki-Taka won't work in the Premier League

 

[Georgian]

Thank you..

Sorry for doubting you sometimes

You made previous 10 years of my life - special and happy.

 

[citymad]

Sorry for the early leavers! They’re a strange lot.
Thanks for making all our dreams come true. The ride with you has been an incredible one. Please come back and visit us so we can serenade you one more time. Best of luck with your new adventure oh and stay clear of the England job!

 

[yeseye]

Make sure when you leave,
You say what’s been on your mind for years.

Give the cheating bastards both barrels please Mr Guardiola.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Bet you can’t win a 7th league title with this team.

 

[Bellamy's Caddy]

"Hope you're not too upset by Barney Ronay's hurty words"

"Who?"

"Exactly Pep. Exactly".