30 seconds with Guardiola

[DelToro]

What the fuck are you doing in Northwich on a Thursday night?

 

[HorlocksWalk]

I would be just like I was when I saw Denis Tueart outside the Etihad. A complete jibbering idiot. He even bollocked me as he was talking to someone else. Great guy when I waited my turn and I got a selfie with the King of all Geordies.

 

[Gazza]

"What did the pope say to man united?"

 

[blueste41]

"If your shopping trolley has one dodgy wheel, do you adapt your movement or dominate the space with the other three wheels?"

 

[Kakhaber The Great]

"Erik? It's Erik ten Hag isn't it? Just wanted to thank you for the great job you did at Old Nafford. Cheers!"

 

[Gazza]

If your shopping trolley has one dodgy wheel, do you adapt your movement or dominate the space with the other three wheels?

He'd play in Lidl triangles.

 

[blueste41]

He'd play in Lidl triangles.

That's actually very good, I don't know what you do for a living but unless your a comedian your wasted.

 

[blueste41]

"If a revolving door is moving too slowly, do you wait for the right moment to enter the space, or do you force the tempo?"

 

[JPAMCR]

Does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?

Then I’d lock him up so he can’t leave.

 

[fanatic1]

Hi mate - thanksh for all you've done for ush. Here have a swig of Buckfast - I've bulked it out with meths.

 

[Jimmieblue]

Get your head down and your next book on the shelves, please.

 

[blue44]

Did anyone ever tell you, that you look a bit like our new manager Maresca ?

 

[GX Blue]

just a bit of fun...

you bump into pep on the street tonight.

what would you say to him in the very brief time he will give you?

Nice fun little question…

For me it would depend on where Pep was.

Like someone else said, just because they are famous they don’t owe you anytime.
I’d never ask for a selfie or go up to a celeb and start talking.

However, it’s Pep. Let’s say we are in a lift and it breaks down for 30 secs, I think I’d just say:

Pep, I’m a blue. Just want to say thank you for everything. Really appreciate all you’ve done for our club on and off the pitch. You’ve made all my footballing dreams come true and gave me some amazing moments I never thought I’d see.
Think you should do 2 more years mate but I’ll let you off.
By the way you any good at fixing lifts?…

 

[theres only one carlito]

Stop fucking about and tell me the 115 verdict....................please. :-)

 

[ancoats]

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Muffin or Barm?

Khaldoon has pontificated on this vexatious topic. It's a fuckin' muffin.

 

[Gazza]

The CL final against Chelsea, what would you have done differently?



Play a DM.

 

[Nevizade]

Khaldoon has pontificated on this vexatious topic. It's a fuckin' muffin.

Only because Chris Bailey asked him if it was a muffin or a barm cake to suit his yonner muffin agenda.

 

[dickie davies]

When was the last time you traveled by public bus?

 

[M12Blue]

Stop spitting you dirty boy