4 | Kalvin Phillips - 2022/23 Performances

[Matt the Giant]

Nothing wrong with how it’s been handled I don’t think. The standards here are high. It’s his job as a professional footballer to stay on track with his weight. No excuses really. Lad hasn’t even give us 90 minutes yet can see him being shipped out

90 minutes would be almost twice as much as he has played this entire season.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Can we change his thread title to run fat boy run -:)

In all seriousness, typical overreaction from the media. Pep will do what he thinks is best to get a reaction out of Philips. Slow crap start for him. This maybe the push he needs to up his game. Not at Leeds anymore. If you want to play for the best you need to make huge sacrifices. So stay away from Shaw. Not more late night trips to mc Donald’s.

Pep got suspicious in training when each time KDB fired a chip into the box, Kalvin ate it

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

All this reminds me of a "your momma" joke I was told in New Zealand.
"Your momma's so fat when she goes swimming the whales get together and sing 'We are family’…”

 

[Phil1]

I don’t think he who should not be named got as much stick than Phillips is getting. Jeez, let him enjoy his pigs in blankets and mince pies in peace.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

It's a good laff, innit?
The boy'll come good, no worries.

 

[aguero93:20]

Rosemary Conley is our new assistant manager apparently.

At least it's not Gillian McKeith.

 

[oakiecokie]

Steak and kidney or festive mince pies perhaps-maybe not in Q though…?

Camel & Onion Pasties ?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Not sure why Pep has gone public with his fitness levels , it should have been done behind closed doors and suitably disciplined , he is a very good footballer who has been unfortunate with injuries , looking foward to him making a mark after Xmas. Maybe give the Xmas pudding a miss though.

 

[Barcon]

All this reminds me of a "your momma" joke I was told in New Zealand.
"Your momma's so fat when she goes swimming the whales get together and sing 'We are family’…”

Your momma is so fat she has two smaller women orbiting around her.

Al Bundy.

 

[jimharri]

Not a good idea to get on the wrong side of Pep.