9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[kunaguero10]

Four days ago Haaland scored a hat-trick in 19 minutes. Today it took him as long as 27 minutes. I hope he can turn this worrisome trend around before it takes him a whole bloody 90 minutes to score a hat-trick.

There’s gonna be some flappers on this forum next time he goes a game without scoring

 

[BerkshireBlue]

He's doing ok, wish he touched the ball more

 

[Magz]

He's doing ok, wish he touched the ball more

Why?

 

[p.taker]

He's just lucky he doesn't have to play in Stoke on a cold, rainy night.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Just insane how good he is, clearly going to be the best forward of the decade anywhere in Europe.

 

[cinnamon]

He's just lucky he doesn't have to play in Stoke on a cold, rainy night.

Don't worry. Have you forgotten where he's from?

 

[p.taker]

That's not Stoke and that's not rain! You can't fool me!

 

[kanovic]

Why?

Sarcasm……

 

[CityBluez]

 

[Bluewonder]

Will score 500 goals in top level football.