9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[taconinja]

So over on sadcafe they are almost to a person saying that Erling is the best thing since sliced bread ,and if only they had just pushed a little harder they could have signed him because of Ole at the wheels connection at Molde. I personally dont" think they had a cat in hell"s chance, and that they are repeating this little nugget to make themselves feel as if they were almost relevant once . So was there ever a chance the cat may have felt a little hot ?

They’re also coping by insisting he’s going to Madrid within two years (oh, and Pep will leave after this season.)

 

[Craig]

Can you imagine that scum team trying to create the chances for Erling lol!!!

No but he’d still have scored a shitload for them. Look at Ronaldo last season and he had about half left in the tank compared to Haaland. Thank christ they couldn’t get him and although i was gutted at the time thank fuck Spurs kept hold of Kane.

 

[lonestay]

Kane was the best bit of business we never did !!!

 

[ejdmcfc]

No other striker is getting onto that second goal of his today. I thought he was sliding to make it look like he’d made an effort but no, fuck me, he’s got his beautiful, lanky bastard frame to it and thundered it in.

A phenom. A City, blue phenom.

Could we see a Ballon D’Or presentation at the Etihad?!

Pissing myself at that first paragraph hahahahahaha.

Get 'beautiful lanky bastard' on a flag ASAP

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Remember this?



We used to be in envy.

Now we are the envy of every team.

There will be homages made for a 1000 years of him playing at Man City!

We City fans are so lucky, we lived in a time of Kompany, David Silva, Aguero, Kevin De Bruyne, Pep Guardiola and Erling Haaland!!!!

 

[wolviedinho]

Remember this?



We used to be in envy.

Now we are the envy of every team.

There will be homages made for a 1000 years of him playing at Man City!

We City fans are so lucky, we lived in a time of Kompany, David Silva, Aguero, Kevin De Bruyne, Pep Guardiola and Erling Haaland!!!!

Yaya, Foden & Bobby Manc -:)

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

No other striker is getting onto that second goal of his today. I thought he was sliding to make it look like he’d made an effort but no, fuck me, he’s got his beautiful, lanky bastard frame to it and thundered it in.

A phenom. A City, blue phenom.

Could we see a Ballon D’Or presentation at the Etihad?!

 

[kaz7]

All these goals but not one in motd goal of the month competition

Hmmm

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Just seen a clip on Twitter on the Sky Sports page.

Some dickhead was on a panel back in august bleating on about showing respect to the established PL strikers, this because the other members - non of them Blues as far as I can tell - were all rightfully raving about Haaland in the PL.

His closing statement was ‘he will do well to score 15 goals.

He’s getting hammered on there. Rory Jennings is the name. Chelsea fan, also a proper fucking moron who clearly knows nothing about the game.

 

[Craig]

All these goals but not one in motd goal of the month competition

Hmmm

Dortmund one probably the only one that would have made it had it been in a league game. Will happen soon enough when he absolutely thunders one in