9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

That stupid bastard predicting that Haaland would AT MOST score 15 goals this season is even more ridiculous now than it was back then.

Especially as he’d done it by November (:

 

[ManchesterMaiden7]

Will he carry us to the UCL this season?

 

[MarsLlama]

There are still dickheads on here who have been groomed into believing the redshirt media narrative that he makes us worse

People hated Rodri at first just because he was different to Fernandinho and they thought there was no way this team would work without a pacey DM. They were wrong. This is the same - can't handle change, especially when he's replacing a beloved ex-player.

 

[MarsLlama]

Edit: Not saying you should watch this lol

It's a completely meaningless apology because he's already apologised once this season (end of August). After the bad few games against Spurs and United when he didn't score, Rory was back with that smug smile saying he was right all along and we've been made worse.

 

[RayCTID]

Edit: Not saying you should watch this lol

That is clueless

 

[p.taker]

Not included in the WhoScored UCL team of the week. Dafuqqqqqqqqq??

 

[aguero93:20]

Not included in the WhoScored UCL team of the week. Dafuqqqqqqqqq??

You're talking about a website that regularly rank teams 19 league places apart 0.1/10 apart on average rating.

 

[SSBlue]

There are still dickheads on here who have been groomed into believing the redshirt media narrative that he makes us worse

Being brutally honest, I think he makes us play "less beautifully". Purely in the sense of having one less false-9 creative player to ping amazing tiki taki moves that look great.

But OMFG does he make us more effective!

I think the business end of the PL and CL is where we really start to benefit from this guy.

Plus as fans it always felt good to see your player at the top of the goalscoring charts. To do this by breaking actual goalscoring records feels unreal.

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Edit: Not saying you should watch this lol

Who the fuck are these people.
And who cares what they think

 

[freshie]

Amazing