9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[TinFoilHat]

There is not much happening in those pants

He farts where he wants!

 

[yankblue]

He's no David Silva......

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Maybes hes a grower not a show-er

 

[blue whippet]

He farts where he wants!

That could be his new song.

 

[Akira]

He farts where he wants!

Oh so that's what it was! LOL

 

[r.soleofsalford]

I’m 70 years old in May and never said this before about a bloke, but I love this big fucker.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

I’m 70 years old in May and never said this before about a bloke, but I love this big fucker.

We need to contract Bruce Dickinson and Steve Harris to write a song about him.. something along the lines of Alexander the Great!

 

[Tolmie scores]

It was one of his best performances for us by far from a pure footballing standpoint. His link up play, driving with the ball, the chances he created for himself and others. The Athletic is a full blown rag/dipper fanzine.

And really quick feet, that dribble before his admittedly tame shot surprised me

 

[Saddleworth2]

He's no David Silva......

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There's only one David Silva...

Samurai warriors could retract their tackle into their body before battle. Maybe Vikings have the same talent :-)

 

[lonestay]

Well one thing's for sure he will be fucking Fulham later!

 

[Tricky_Trev]

That could be his new song.

Ohhhh Erling Haaland…. he’s a strikerrrr…. he’s good at farts….