9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Elbow beards]

Get a giant statue built

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

A giant Haaland statue on a City viking ship (Unless that is racist?!)

 

[TinFoilHat]

He was excellent again. Worked ridiculously hard and should/could have had more goals and assists.

I noticed his hold up play today as well.

Not bad for a "tap in merchant"

 

[splinter]

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That'll do

 

[ford7]

There are definitely some improvements in his overall play. I'm intrigued.

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Looked leggy but still scored and caused plenty of problems.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

He terrorised another defence , his sheer presence makes the opposition panic , when he won the ball on the left touchline from Tosin in the 2nd half and just ran at their defence was hilariious it took three of them to stop him and still conceded a corner. Its like a 16 year old playing against and under 12 side , knocking all the opposition players out of the way and scoring a hat trick , Man against Boys

 

[skillman]

He must be a nightmare to play against. He’s all hands, aggressive as fuck but has a brilliant, light touch on him too. And an absolute phenom at any chance in the box.

Scandalously good player.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

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Achilles from Jason and the Argonauts is not the statue I’d use for him, but to each his own!

I give you Odin…

 

[SamTheGuru]

Only scores penalties, get rid.