9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[markprendy]

 

[doobyedoobye]

There is no player in world football I would rather have in the team..

 

[skillman]

Phenom

 

[ninjamonkey]

6 goals in 4 games and had about 8 touches. It's fucking frightening to think of the numbers he will do next season when the whole side is fully aclimitised to him.

That third goal is so much better than it looks, the movement was great as you'd expect but the way he uses his physique to lean on the defender, body him leaving him absolutely no chance of getting a foot on the ball was phenomenal, it was prime Drogba-like. He's incredible.

 

[Banner92]

Just insane! Miles ahead of everyone else!

Miles per gallon isn’t the best

 

[Mr Partridge]

The great thing is he isn't scoring in easy wins where we're battering teams, we have plenty of players who can do that, he's scoring vital goals in games where we really need them. That's the difference between a good striker like Jesus and a world class finisher.

 

[super_city_si]

Man, that third goal. Was only going to be one outcome. Everyone could see it coming but no one could stop it. What a change to the dynamic.

 

[Shaffer92]

Pretty crazy he ended up with a hat trick because he was all over the place tbh. Elite mentality to keep his head down and take his chances when they came.

 

[super_city_si]

4 games to get his first hat trick. Hes going break all kind of records.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

BBC Radio - Erling, 166 goals in your last 165 games, how’s that feel?

Haaland - Yeah it’s good but you have to add the assists as well.

Because he hasn’t smashed it enough already, lol.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the real Incredible Hulk.