9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[Lavinda Past]

I like this new Haaland. Hitting form at just the right time...

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

You can clearly see that he used a step ladder to score the header which isn't fair.

Also he doesn't score enough penalties with his head.

And the last goal was hit with spite which just isn't sporting. Think of the kids FFS!

Mark Harley’s dad, Tony, famed for his heading ability was once shown in a cartoon scoring a penalty with his head with his frame supported and swung through the air by his teammates.
Useless fact after too much ale and a FOCs long term memory.

 

[RayCTID]

He's fucking shit and today just papered over the cracks.
Sulky, no awareness, didn't look interested and has no passion for the club.
We should cash in on him for £100m and sign Mbappe.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

He's fucking shit and today just papered over the cracks.
Sulky, no awareness, didn't look interested and has no passion for the club.
We should cash in on him for £100m and sign Mbappe.

Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?

 

[Keeper!]

The big fella is back at it, his mojo is back, what a ruthless machine.

 

[vmsuhail]

Unreal

Ronaldoesque.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

Absolutely fucking insane comments on this thread only a few weeks ago saying we should sell him ......

He's the most unique player on the planet, there's no way the club or anyone with an ounce of football intelligence thinks Haaland is going anywhere.

 

[kaz7]

That goal seconds after wolves scored was a real fuck you , loved it !

 

[David White]

Great contribution from him today. Took all of his goals superbly but my word, the last one of his was special.

As I’ve been saying, we generally don’t play to his strengths in my opinion, but that shows what happens when we do. Wonderful turn and finish. More please!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

He’s scored 4 less goals in all competitions than Nunez,Hoijland and Rashford’s totals all put together. I think we should sell him.