9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[jimmygrimblesboots]

A superstar but also a team player , he always claps all four stands at the end of the game and shows his appreciation to the crowd , hugs every team mate after the game and more importantly plays with a smile on his face , despite all the wrestling he endures with centre backs during a game , Alfie has done a fine job bringing his lad up.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

That was an Aguero type goal from outside the box today! Lovely to see he's a genuine threat outside of the box too.

Glad he's being given license to roam a bit in the false 9 areas by Pep so he feels more involved in the game!

 

[domalino]

He's got 39 goals in his first 34 CL games.

Cristiano Ronaldo has the record for most CL goals, and he'd scored 4 goals after his first 34 CL games.

 

[Crooked_rain]

If he hits similar numbers to a last season in all competitions, he will most likely be our third all-time top goal scorer within two seasons

 

[domalino]

If he hits similar numbers to a last season in all competitions, he will most likely be our third all-time top goal scorer within two seasons

He'll need 110 goals this season to be 3rd on the all time list.

He'll probably be about 15th if he matches last season.

 

[pappelg]

He's got 39 goals in his first 34 CL games.

Cristiano Ronaldo has the record for most CL goals, and he'd scored 4 goals after his first 34 CL games.

Aguero has 41 in CL so Haaland will propably beat that before christmas. And he is only 23. Crazy

 

[domalino]

Aguero has 41 in CL so Haaland will propably beat that before christmas. And he is only 23. Crazy

Yeah the list of people he will probably overtake this season -

Aguero, Del Piero, Mbappe, Neymar, Drogba, Salah, Eusebio.

 

[skillman]

But but but he wanted Real.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

That was an Aguero type goal from outside the box today! Lovely to see he's a genuine threat outside of the box too.

Glad he's being given license to roam a bit in the false 9 areas by Pep so he feels more involved in the game!

An ignored adaptation again, he scored one last year from outside the 18 yard box, and that one v wolves was scuffed, 2 already and showing his evolution due to the locksmith being sidelined; he scored those like last night and v Brighton a lot more regularly at Dortmund, 13 according to the stats in 67 games for Dortmund; they’ll come a stage where his arsenal will make him the most rounded striker in living memory…

70 goals in the same 67 games now for us, it’s freakish beyond belief what we are witnessing and it can get better, that’s flabbergasting in itself; throwing out stats of missed chances only reinforces how special he can become or is, but also how individuals are fixated on pushing negative narratives

We have the best striker of the modern era playing for Man City, ikkle city (:

 

[Legal Alien]

An ignored adaptation again, he scored one last year from outside the 18 yard box, and that one v wolves was scuffed, 2 already and showing his evolution due to the locksmith being sidelined; he scored those like last night and v Brighton a lot more regularly at Dortmund, 13 according to the stats in 67 games for Dortmund; they’ll come a stage where his arsenal will make him the most rounded striker in living memory…

70 goals in the same 67 games now for us, it’s freakish beyond belief what we are witnessing and it can get better, that’s flabbergasting in itself; throwing out stats of missed chances only reinforces how special he can become or is, but also how individuals are fixated on pushing negative narratives

We have the best striker of the modern era playing for Man City, ikkle city (:

Agreed...i've never seen anyone like Erling playing for us, his strike rate along with the quality of his finishing is phenomenal.
I'm excited to see him continue to grow and become the best player in the world!

 

[Phil1]

An ignored adaptation again, he scored one last year from outside the 18 yard box, and that one v wolves was scuffed, 2 already and showing his evolution due to the locksmith being sidelined; he scored those like last night and v Brighton a lot more regularly at Dortmund, 13 according to the stats in 67 games for Dortmund; they’ll come a stage where his arsenal will make him the most rounded striker in living memory…

70 goals in the same 67 games now for us, it’s freakish beyond belief what we are witnessing and it can get better, that’s flabbergasting in itself; throwing out stats of missed chances only reinforces how special he can become or is, but also how individuals are fixated on pushing negative narratives

We have the best striker of the modern era playing for Man City, ikkle city (:

But, the Bluemoon massive will forget all about that and post about his misses and never ever post about his unheard of record breaking scoring records.
Life at the bottom of the happy scale must be really really shit.

 

[Bluewars]

Erling's build-up play has improved significantly, if he can stay fit he'll hit 50+ goals this season. Needs to stop overthinking his finishing, should've had an extra 7/8 goals with the chances he missed.

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

AS reporting his agent was watching Madrid last night, with them looking for Mbappe alternatives.

Steer clear, you fucking wankers.

 

[madloaf]

AS reporting his agent was watching Madrid last night, with them looking for Mbappe alternatives.

Steer clear, you fucking wankers.

We must be top of the league again then?

 

[kaz7]

AS reporting his agent was watching Madrid last night, with them looking for Mbappe alternatives.

Steer clear, you fucking wankers.

So ? Are you being gullible again

 

[Chak19]

Erling is undroppable, even if he misses chances his presence attracts the attention of defenders and opens up space for others.

 

[decmancity]

AS reporting his agent was watching Madrid last night, with them looking for Mbappe alternatives.

Steer clear, you fucking wankers.

Alfie was watching the Madrid match in Spain?
I highly doubt it

 

[Vincennes Blue]

AS reporting his agent was watching Madrid last night, with them looking for Mbappe alternatives.

Steer clear, you fucking wankers.

My dream is that we come up against Real Madrid again this year in the quarter-finals or semi-finals of the Champions League and crush them. I still haven't digested the elimination against them in 2022, which I consider a profound injustice despite the fact that we eliminated them in our turn. What's more, it would definitely shut the mouths of the Spanish media, always ready to say anything to sell their rags.

The only team in Europe we can fear this year is Bayern Munich.

To come back to Haaland, he's making great progress. I have to confess that even if I respect statistics and records, I'm much more interested in the game, and if we're only talking football, he's progressing and becoming even more complete. His ball control has improved, as have his passes, his vision and his movements. I think he's progressing in every area of the game. It's very promising because he's making the team even better, unlike Kylian Mbappe for example.

The best is yet to come.

 

[Silva&Silva]

Echoing the last few posts here but Haaland has definitely showed improvements so far this season. His assists were unfairly ignored last season, and they're only going to get better with his ball control improving combined with his awareness outside of the box. We have the best striker in the world (fuck off, Messi) so drink it in.

 

[lightning Rodri]