9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[bluemonkey71]

Not sure why he’s getting abuse. Had zero service today. They all played badly

 

[chris85mcfc]

The leagues top scorer wasn't at it at all today, which isn't much of a surprise given the missing links in behind him.

Fairly confident he won't be a talking point for too much longer.

 

[burning blue soul]

This lad needs Kev back sharpish. His supply line has been cut.

 

[waspish]

Pisses me if we don't put enough High crosses into the box when this guys in there

 

[markblue]

zero service but not involved either, anonymous

 

[Craig]

This lad needs Kev back sharpish. His supply line has been cut.

Today yes but in previous games without Kev we’ve created shitloads for him. Unusually for him he’s been missing a lot of sitters. Today the service to him was nonexistent and so was any link play or hold up play from the big man.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

He very rarely touches the ball when he scores hat tricks, so you can’t really blame him today. The service to him was poor.

 

[Txiki Txiki Bang Bang]

Needs to improve his all round game

 

[JTFactsPlz]

It's been my theory for a while now that Haaland has it in his contract that he will start every PL and UCL game unless injured, and he cannot be subbed off unless he has already scored or gets injured.

If anyone can disprove this theory with facts, not only would I be interested but kind of relieved because my theory has Pep's hands tied in a way I don't think is great for the team. But I can't think of a single time the above theory can be disproved.

 

[John Wayne]

It's been my theory for a while now that Haaland has it in his contract that he will start every PL and UCL game unless injured, and he cannot be subbed off unless he has already scored or gets injured.

If anyone can disprove this theory with facts, not only would I be interested but kind of relieved because my theory has Pep's hands tied in a way I don't think is great for the team. But I can't think of a single time the above theory can be disproved.

Aston Villa 3-1 home victory last February.