9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[jimharri]

Some of the shit posted on here is embarrassing

Steer clear of the match threads!

 

[eastmanc]

Yeah, he has. But that doesn’t mean he’s playing well. It just means he’s still an unbelievable player. But there is no way he’s happy with his form.

The chances that he has missed means he could have had double. The time to worry is when he isn't getting the chances. He'll be alright.

 

[Blueroses]

 

[southamptonblue]

Thank fuck for that.....still time for me to grow a bit in 'later life' ;)

 

[super_city_si]

The chances that he has missed means he could have had double. The time to worry is when he isn't getting the chances. He'll be alright.

Thats the important thing. He's still getting in great positions to get these chances. As long as he keeps doing that, the goals will come

 

[Username Required]

Now THAT is interesting.

 

[OB1]

An assist’s assist. Merlin lived off them for years!

Yaya was the king of the extended assist - they produced numbers in a FinkTank article.

 

[oldhamblue]

Now THAT is interesting.

I seem to remember similar being said about Stevie Starfish (who slipped on his fucking arse and gave it to Demba Ba). He kept getting injured early in his career and the theory was, that his legs were still growing and he still wasnt fully in control of his body.

Always remember it because I'd never heard it said about a footballer before

 

[Akira]

Thank fuck for that.....still time for me to grow a bit in 'later life' ;)

Have you been eating cow hearts?

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Statistics sometimes are weak indicators of the truth, however, it normally involves small samples of data…

The reality is analysis of his is easier to evaluate, he’ll probably stick to a goal to game ratio until the inevitable explosion (impending), he’s being measured on his own ridiculous standards and although not firing on all cylinders, keeping the mean, which should frighten the fuck out of people..

He’ll hit a few hatricks very soon and reinforce what a partially sighted individual could predict; give him chances and it balances out…

I’m gonna predict he beats last years totals, barring injury!