9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[SouthernPlastic]

What if it's a modern body horror about a boy who grows a third of an inch every time he wins a trophy and by the time he leaves us he's the size of Andre the Giant.

Pep will put him in goal

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Can't believe we have the best striker in world football and some people question him.
Everyone who does is going to like very stupid by the end of the season

 

[Franny 1234]

Am still keeping him as captain in my dreamteam.Although loads are stripping him of the armband. There losses. Incoming hatrick this weekend.

 

[MadchesterCity]

I used to tell people the same was happening to phil and why he needed careful managing , the abuse was unexpected but then he said it himself so people got off my back

I can’t remember you complaining about Phils’ length previously

 

[Craig]

I used to tell people the same was happening to phil and why he needed careful managing , the abuse was unexpected but then he said it himself so people got off my back

Good point but ironically on the striking the ball front Phil doesn’t seem to be hitting them as cleanly as he used to in general.

 

[Craig]

Am still keeping him as captain in my dreamteam.Although loads are stripping him of the armband. There losses. Incoming hatrick this weekend.

I’m not captaining him for once this week. Will be absolutely delighted though if i’ve dropped a bollock and he bags 3!

 

[ken tali]

Am still keeping him as captain in my dreamteam.Although loads are stripping him of the armband. There losses. Incoming hatrick this weekend.

Same ,he has been my captain since the first game of last season :D :D

 

[Keeper!]

Can’t believe he is going to commit until it’s certain what Guardiola is doing.

He probably already knows, hence why we want him to extend.

 

[Craig]

Can't believe we have the best striker in world football and some people question him.
Everyone who does is going to like very stupid by the end of the season

Aren’t people just commenting on his form?

 

[ScottSinclair]

Can’t believe he is going to commit until it’s certain what Guardiola is doing.

Maybe, just maybe players want to be here even after Pep is gone