9 | Erling Haaland - 2023/24

[M16 citeh]

Very pleased to have the big man back at it.

Brute strength to fuck Branthwaite out of the way for his second. Absolute monster in that kind of situation.

He made brathwaite look like a little kid in that moment. Phenomenal strength and power.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

His signing as definitely risen the profile of our club world wide , he is a genuine superstar , tommy tourists by tickets for our games just to see Haaland , his shirts are in shops all over the world. Apparently we pay him around £400k a week and then he has his personal deals/sponsors taking him to the much media vaunted £1m a week.
Real Madrid is a big attraction but i think whilst Pep is our manager he is going knowhere , why would he ? Playing for the best coach , great money and winning Champs leagues and he should have won the Balon D'Or.
If he does eventually leave for the percieved glamour of Madrid then the transfer fee will break all records and hopefully by thenwe will have a couple of more Champs leagues in the trophy cabinet , enjoy him while we can because i dont think he will staying at our club long enough to get a testimonial

 

[come-on-barney]

How much did he enjoy that first goal. Superb finishes. He’s pleased Kevin is back, as that pass for that second goal, inch perfect.

 

[maxwellblue]

Some idiots on this site can’t be real city fan and I don’t me you haha

The match day threads are just full of utter wgbe's.

 

[skillman]

A tiny flick of a left arm and the defender is absolutely floored. Ridiculous.

 

[dublinblue12]

Not a bad finisher

 

[khoitnm]

Lets face it last season was a freak, if he’d scored 30 we would’ve been happy, we won’t ever play counter attacking so even though he will score a lot we wont see as many goals like his second yesterday.

yeah yeah, let's change our playing style that gets us many titles, and now we should become a counter-attacking team. And your idea is exactly opposite to the whole playing philosophy from Pep, so let's forget it.

Some of the members in the forum may sound like slag off Haaland, but not really, they could also slag off Pep, too, after many wins in a row. Amazing!!!

 

[Craig]

yeah yeah, let's change our playing style that gets us many titles, and now we should become a counter-attacking team. And your idea is exactly opposite to the whole playing philosophy from Pep, so let's forget it.

Some of the members in the forum may sound like slag off Haaland, but not really, they could also slag off Pep, too, after many wins in a row. Amazing!!!

Plus he’s already on 16 league goals after 2 months out.Add to that he probably wasn’t as clinical as usual in the early part of the season and that was without KDB. Well on track for another season of plus 40 in all comps. I’d say our style is working pretty well for him and the team overall!

 

[Blue Maverick]

yeah yeah, let's change our playing style that gets us many titles, and now we should become a counter-attacking team. And your idea is exactly opposite to the whole playing philosophy from Pep, so let's forget it.

Some of the members in the forum may sound like slag off Haaland, but not really, they could also slag off Pep, too, after many wins in a row. Amazing!!!

Where the fuck have I said change our playing style, in fact I prefer our style when he’s not in the team, faster and fluid. He’s a great goal scorer but not a great footballer, yet.

 

[SWP's back]

Where the fuck have I said change our playing style, in fact I prefer our style when he’s not in the team, faster and fluid. He’s a great goal scorer but not a great footballer, yet.

Didn’t do too bad last season with him in the team tbf.