9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

The Viking said:
Erling Haaland responds to Marc Cucurella's taunts after Spain won 2024 EURO: "He is a funny man. Last season, he asked for my shirt & now he's singing bad stuff about me. He can do what he wants, I couldn't care less. It was an interesting song from him. I don't have much more to say"



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B\connellblue said:
How are we supposed to know what he's saying?
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I added a translation for non-Norweigan speakers for that reason
 
Gigant said:
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The narratives on Haaland after being a confirmed Man City player​

  • "If Haaland scores 15 EPL goals, it’ll be a good season for him. It’s disrespectful to the establishment"
  • "Haaland will struggle for not being a 'typical' Pep-player"
  • "Haaland's goals for Dortmund means nothing because 'Bundesliga tax'"
  • "Haaland ain't EPL proven"
  • "Haaland will be massively injury prone"
  • "Can Haaland score goals against parked buses, not just when he has space to run into?"
  • "Can Haaland cope with the physicality in the Premier League?"

The narratives on Haaland throughout entire 2022-23 season​

  • August (post Community Shield): "Darwin Nunez and Gabriel Jesus will outscore Haaland this season"
  • September: "Haaland may score hat-tricks, but they are all tap ins"
  • October: "Just man-mark KDB out and Haaland is basically useless"
  • November: "Man City are in 2nd place + plays collectively worse with Haaland, conversations must be held"
  • December: World Cup break
  • January: "Knew PL defenders would adapt to Haaland, that form wasn't sustainable"
  • February (pre-Emirates clash): "Haaland doesn't score in away games vs other Big 6 teams"
  • March/April: Watch Haaland fold when crunch UCL clashes are coming up"
  • May: "Harry Kane doing magic in this Spurs team is much more impressive than what Haaland does in Man City"
 
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