9 | Erling Haaland - 2024/25

[the plasterer]

Try fucking running and pressing with purpose. Try being near the ball when it’s cleared upfield just once! Try not laughing with rivals players ffs

Take his fuckin goals away and we are relegation fodder, ffs

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Needs to look at himself in the mirror too lazy for me

 

[uwerosler28]

Lazy bastard spent most of today offside with his Head down, meaning any meaningful break we could muster had to stop and go backwards to wait for him to half arsedly jog back to position

 

[ProofMCFC]

Take his fuckin goals away and we are relegation fodder, ffs

I’m not disputing that

 

[WorthlessPoster]

So Erling isnt as good as one of the best strikers of his generation. Brilliant.

Really useful insight that.

If anyone in world football was as good as Aguero, we would go and sign them.

So we agree that Sergio > Erling?

 

[Eds]

Lazy bastard spent most of today offside with his Head down, meaning any meaningful break we could muster had to stop and go backwards to wait for him to half arsedly jog back to position

Call him what you want but he wasn’t flagged offside once today, he rarely is. What he does need to do is work centre half’s harder. Take them into places they don’t want to go.

 

[uwerosler28]

Call him what you want but he wasn’t flagged offside once today, he rarely is. What he does need to do is work centre half’s harder. Take them into places they don’t want to go.

Never said he was flagged but from my seat in East 3 could see him clear as day stood miles off everytime we broke forward and therefore the team had to stop the attack to let him get back on which he did in no great rush.

 

[Craig]

Take his fuckin goals away and we are relegation fodder, ffs

I think the ffs bit is
more on you World class goal scorer who if he doesn’t score looks like Dzeko on a bad day

 

[decmancity]

So we agree that Sergio > Erling?

Its never ever been a comparison?

 

[bluethai]

For a quick fix, Pep should switch to a false nine system that our other winning players are familiar with, bench him to reignite his desire, or sign another striker to pressure him, like when we had Alvarez.