Johnny Mars Bar
Well-Known Member
He's a big lad but that's harshThe elephant in the room for the next decade.
He's a big lad but that's harshThe elephant in the room for the next decade.
The elephant in the room for the next decade.
Golden boot doesn’t mean a thing.2 golden boots in 2 title winning seasons. In a year where we've gone to shit, he's still in the golden boot hunt.
I think he has a lot of room to develop as a player because he has such an insane ceiling, but I think "elephant in the room" is a little much since he's already been so productive for us.
Golden boot doesn’t mean a thing.
Shearer and Kane won bugger all.
We’re scoring fewer goals as a team since he arrived, and have scored 10 less goals this season versus last.
To coin a phrase, we have become ‘The Erling Haaland Team’
I've just had a look at your post history. Hope you don't mind.Golden boot doesn’t mean a thing.
Shearer and Kane won bugger all.
We’re scoring fewer goals as a team since he arrived, and have scored 10 less goals this season versus last.
To coin a phrase, we have become ‘The Erling Haaland Team’
I've just had a look at your post history. Hope you don't mind.
You signed up in 2013 and didn't post until 2017. Your first post on this forum was to criticise Yaya Toure in a nothing Champions League game. You then disappeared for three years before coming back to say "Not one of Jesus, Sterling, or Mahrez are natural finishers" and suggest that we sign Aubameyang instead.
Since we've signed Haaland you seem to have had it in for him big time, although you were conspicuous by your absence between March and September 2023. I wonder why you vanished in the summer of 2023 and only came back with more negative posts after the 1-0 defeat to Arsenal the following season?
You stuck around for a bit then, to your credit. But every other post was about Haaland making us a worse team - I wish I was exaggerating. But then you vanished from the forum again between April and June 2024. I wonder why that was. You're now active again and, once again, every other post of yours is about Haaland.
A pattern is forming.
Man likes long summer holidays at his majestys pleasureI've just had a look at your post history. Hope you don't mind.
You signed up in 2013 and didn't post until 2017. Your first post on this forum was to criticise Yaya Toure in a nothing Champions League game. You then disappeared for three years before coming back to say "Not one of Jesus, Sterling, or Mahrez are natural finishers" and suggest that we sign Aubameyang instead.
Since we've signed Haaland you seem to have had it in for him big time, although you were conspicuous by your absence between March and September 2023. I wonder why you vanished in the summer of 2023? And only came back with more negative posts after the 1-0 defeat to Arsenal the following season?
You stuck around for a bit then, to your credit. But every other post was about Haaland making us a worse team - I wish I was exaggerating. But then you vanished from the forum again between April and June 2024. I wonder why that was. You're now active again and, once again, every other post of yours is about Haaland.
A pattern is forming.
he isn’t going to change and we now have him for years but we need to play to his skills as he will score lots for us . Our style of play is also being found out and we now need pep to change our style of play ti be more direct and big erl will do the business .So we totally change the way we play to suit him?
He is part of the problem. His contribution in open play is poor.
His touch and ability to play in tight spaces is not up to it.
And your point is?I've just had a look at your post history. Hope you don't mind.
You signed up in 2013 and didn't post until 2017. Your first post on this forum was to criticise Yaya Toure in a nothing Champions League game. You then disappeared for three years before coming back to say "Not one of Jesus, Sterling, or Mahrez are natural finishers" and suggest that we sign Aubameyang instead.
Since we've signed Haaland you seem to have had it in for him big time, although you were conspicuous by your absence between March and September 2023. I wonder why you vanished in the summer of 2023? And only came back with more negative posts after the 1-0 defeat to Arsenal the following season?
You stuck around for a bit then, to your credit. But every other post was about Haaland making us a worse team - I wish I was exaggerating. But then you vanished from the forum again between April and June 2024. I wonder why that was. You're now active again and, once again, every other post of yours is about Haaland.
A pattern is forming.
It's not that you don't post regularly, it's that you only post negative stuff and 99% of it is directed at Haaland. You can see why people would be suspicious you're on the wind-up.And your point is?
If your issue is that my posts are always critical, then I agree.
I don’t see any point in the C’mon City, Foden is class, Fuck off united type posts.
I see the forum as a place to share your opinions and frustrations amongst fellow fans.
It is because we care so much, it’s probably a form of therapy.
The lack of activity would suggest I didn’t have any complaints.
I didn’t realise there is an obligation to post on a regular basis.
It’s not my aim to wind people up.It's not that you don't post regularly, it's that you only post negative stuff and 99% of it is directed at Haaland. You can see why people would be suspicious you're on the wind-up.
He is never a blueI've just had a look at your post history. Hope you don't mind.
You signed up in 2013 and didn't post until 2017. Your first post on this forum was to criticise Yaya Toure in a nothing Champions League game. You then disappeared for three years before coming back to say "Not one of Jesus, Sterling, or Mahrez are natural finishers" and suggest that we sign Aubameyang instead.
Since we've signed Haaland you seem to have had it in for him big time, although you were conspicuous by your absence between March and September 2023. I wonder why you vanished in the summer of 2023? And only came back with more negative posts after the 1-0 defeat to Arsenal the following season?
You stuck around for a bit then, to your credit. But every other post was about Haaland making us a worse team - I wish I was exaggerating. But then you vanished from the forum again between April and June 2024. I wonder why that was. You're now active again and, once again, every other post of yours is about Haaland.
A pattern is forming.
Haaland is doing all of those things in a poor City team.
What the fuck are you doing posting that shit
last time i checked kane’s level was zero goals from open play in 541 minutes
Haaland is the best striker in the world imo, but his record in games vs top defenders is not good.last time i checked kane’s level was zero goals from open play in 541 minutes
meanwhile over the same run of games haaland’s scored 5, playing for a much worse team, in a much better league
so yeah great timing with the comparisons you absolute cretin
Did not know that.Read some thing today that i couldnt help agree with. Shearer isnt the top flight top scorer. Hes the prem top scorer.
The real title goes to jimmy greaves. 347 top flight goals.