9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[GOULDYBOBS]

The problem with him is that in every season, especially in the fall, he misses about 10 games. These things significantly reduce his record. Otherwise, without these injuries, I think he could score 34 more goals and break out into 3rd place on the all-time list

Fall?

 

[heslops barnet]

Fall?

Ham shank?

 

[Sky Blue]

Enjoy. We'll never see his like again. A machine.

 

[Blue Hefner]

Quiet today. But scored 2 and set up 1 more. That will do, won’t it!

He’s looking the business this season

 

[pfs87]

Continues to show the rest of these brick shithouse euro strikers how it's done

 

[ninjamonkey]

2 goals and an assist in a largely ineffective game. He is just a different level to everybody else. That first goal was a signficiantly harder finish than it looked, it came at him very quickly, at a weird height, behind him somewhat after a deflection and he made it look like a simple tap in. Unreal.

 

[Fordyboy46]

Sick of hearing this, he's a poor player though , he doesn't do much in a game from all the so called fucking experts. 133 goals from 150 matches tells you differently you utter twats

 

[WestGorton]

MACHINE

 

[heslops barnet]

Sick of hearing this, he's a poor player though , he doesn't do much in a game from all the so called fucking experts. 133 goals from 150 matches tells you differently you utter twats

He just scores goals, what more do they want from him?

 

[stan bowles]

On a roll at the moment. Superb spearhead and clinical finisher.

 

[Fordyboy46]

He just scores goals, what more do they want from him?

Exactly, his job

 

[skillman]

That goal at the end is something we take for granted - just no doubt that he was going to score it. Absolute phenomenon.

 

[heslops barnet]

Exactly, his job

One for foc’s on here………never remember Jimmy Greaves one of the greatest forwards ever, tracking back

 

[Blue Maverick]

Ham shank?

Septic Tank

 

[bluesmith]

Currently on for 50 league goals. Unreal.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

One for foc’s on here………never remember Jimmy Greaves one of the greatest forwards ever, tracking back

Gerd Mueller never left the penalty box and his belly seemed to get bigger every time I saw him on tv.

 

[Metal Biker]

He's playing like he loves his football again.

And everyone is benefitting from it.

Pep, you know when you've messed up and you know how to fix it.

 

[Dialog]

 

[domalino]

He's playing like he loves his football again.

And everyone is benefitting from it.

Pep, you know when you've messed up and you know how to fix it.

Defnitely his best form since his debut season.

Give Phil & Rodri a few more weeks to get back to their best and the hattricks will start coming too.

 

[mcfcpride]

I think he might be better than he was in the treble season. His all around play has been outstanding this season.

I love this version of him