9 | Erling Haaland - 2025/26

[lol yank]

He is a joke.

 

[samuelyeboah]

No version of aguero was ever this bad. ever.

 

[ShaunMCFC]

His heads gone, he needs a long stint on the bench, he’s been shite for a while

 

[Ryan.98.]

Should collect his wages with his eyes closed pathetic.

 

[VOOMER]

His heads gone, he needs a long stint on the bench, he’s been shite for a while

Bench? He needs selling.

 

[AlexGrimaldo]

Poor

 

[lol yank]

Misses chance after chance every week and now has a laugh with the opposing team while doing it. Fuck off.

 

[DMA's]

Haaland with the performative shake of head when he knows camera on him. He is like Bellingham. An egotistical wanker.

 

[Mcfc1.9.8.0]

Dreadful again

 

[chris85mcfc]

Needs fucking off

Pathetic performance and then giving their defender a cuddle in the 90th minute

Fuck knows what's happened to him hes a little weasel now

 

[Mcfc1.9.8.0]

He’s been shite but we know how good he is so I’d give him more time with a new manager so it’s either him or pep that needs to go in the summer

 

[Jag]

Giggling and joking around with the opponent when we've thrown the match away. So much for mentality and telling others to be humble.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I don’t understand how he can go from looking unstoppable to this.

 

[Sam69]

I can accept that a player is going through a bad period, but seeing him laughing and smiling with the opposing players in the last minutes of the match while your team is losing points in the title race... annoying!

 

[ALDN_Ko]

No excuses. He’s had his rest and Marmoush has come back from AFCON. He’s been pathetic but will return to play minnows in the FA Cup

 

[ShaunMCFC]

Maybe he can do a youtube video on why he’s not arsed

 

[Scottyboi]

He's no Alan Shearer let's put it that way. Doesn't have the ability to create a goal out of nothing or take the game by the scruff of the neck. Needs everything on a plate at the moment.

 

[Goldust]

Getting fed up now with him.

 

[Gabriel]

Good goal scorer but, in a team sport, I’ve never known anyone else in such poor form be allowed to stay on in the hope that they miraculously find form. What message does that send to others?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Absolute dogshit performance... again.

It's turned into groundhog day with Haaland - just a big donkey up front.

£500k a week. Embarrassing. I wouldn't pay him £500.