JoeMercer'sWay
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it went like this:
Him: A little boy called Billy was being tucked into bed by his mum. His mum said "Now Billy, if you pray all night in the morning you'll end up a red like me", so Billy, being fed up of being a Blue(why I don't know, it's a rag joke) prayed desperately all night, but when he woke up in the morning he was still a blue. Distraught and crying he went to his mum and said "mummy i prayed all night and I'm still a blue", his mum said "I know, it was an April Fool, you'll always be a piece of blue shite".
now here's my response...
Me: red? why would he want to support liverpool?
"green and gold till the club is sold" pahahaha.
He gave me this reply:
Him: haha well the green and gold seems to be having a effect with the ticket price freeze for next year
Here's my lengthy reply:
Me: you would think it was down to you.
well fair enough, the glazers want to take all the money out of your club they can so they'll get a nice few million next year thanks to you lot buying the season tickets, matchday items, shirts and the like, so really they're still just shitting all over you, which I like, because your fans are so fickle that they fall for it.
too happy to get behind Wayne Rooney FC and gloryhunt to realise that your "protests" are pathetic and a complete joke(as is your club 2bh) and the fact you go on about "green and gold" when Newton Heath's original colours were green and yellow says it all, then again, it's always been United's way to avoid history in favour of merchandise and propaganda.
and his well-educated and informative response was...
him: Interesting.
Just thought I'd pass this on.
Him: A little boy called Billy was being tucked into bed by his mum. His mum said "Now Billy, if you pray all night in the morning you'll end up a red like me", so Billy, being fed up of being a Blue(why I don't know, it's a rag joke) prayed desperately all night, but when he woke up in the morning he was still a blue. Distraught and crying he went to his mum and said "mummy i prayed all night and I'm still a blue", his mum said "I know, it was an April Fool, you'll always be a piece of blue shite".
now here's my response...
Me: red? why would he want to support liverpool?
"green and gold till the club is sold" pahahaha.
He gave me this reply:
Him: haha well the green and gold seems to be having a effect with the ticket price freeze for next year
Here's my lengthy reply:
Me: you would think it was down to you.
well fair enough, the glazers want to take all the money out of your club they can so they'll get a nice few million next year thanks to you lot buying the season tickets, matchday items, shirts and the like, so really they're still just shitting all over you, which I like, because your fans are so fickle that they fall for it.
too happy to get behind Wayne Rooney FC and gloryhunt to realise that your "protests" are pathetic and a complete joke(as is your club 2bh) and the fact you go on about "green and gold" when Newton Heath's original colours were green and yellow says it all, then again, it's always been United's way to avoid history in favour of merchandise and propaganda.
and his well-educated and informative response was...
him: Interesting.
Just thought I'd pass this on.