A face like ...

[Tuearts right boot]

Has anyone mentioned a melted welly yet

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Only a mother could love

 

[canyerdogputoutafire]

Piffy on a rockbun.

 

[mad4city]

Said of a scarred face:
A face like the map of Europe.

 

[smudgedj]

Fire damaged Lego.

 

[Tom H Conwy exile]

A falcon trainers gauntlet

 

[BlueHammer85]

Carlos Tevez neck

 

[EastStandLower]

Face like a slate hangers nail bag!

 

[Manchester_lalala]

Fire damaged Lego.

I'm having this one.

 

[stonerblue]

...a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

bulldog chewing a wasp
bag of sausages
smacked arse