A few days off

[Bill Walker]

Thought you meant wishing you could take a few days off from being a ****

 

[JASR]

Taking ten days myself, wearing shorts by God!

That’s what happens when the judge orders you to

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Couldn't be arsed reading such a long post, can someone do a summary please.

He’s bored.

 

[Bill Walker]

Couldn't be arsed reading such a long post, can someone do a summary please.

Bad hair day..

 

[Blue Mist]

Mornin' .....or as apparently it is your day off, are you still in bed?

 

[GornikDaze]

Meh… rubbish thread!!

 

[Magicpole]

Why don’t you use the time off to get a fucking haircut?

My hair, although utterly glorious, is not long. I had it cut a few weeks ago and as usual, it turns heads everywhere I venture. Gasps, swoons and people breaking into spontaneous applause is a common facet of every day of my life. It’s the thickness, the coverage, the way it sits perfectly, it’s shine and gloss that makes it sumptuous and the envy of every nude nut that crosses my path. I do what I can.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Couldn't be arsed reading such a long post, can someone do a summary please.

He’s not Ferris Bueller

 

[Magicpole]

Mornin' .....or as apparently it is your day off, are you still in bed?

I got woken by someone from work phoning who forgot I was off. I am now having a real coffee whilst contemplating what to do today. My lovely has her pal coming to stay and I have volunteered to help tidy up by cleaning the bathroom. I am such a top bloke that I even surprise myself. Thanks for asking though Mist. Appreciated.

 

[Magicpole]

He’s not Ferris Bueller

No, I am taller and better looking.