A guy pushes his car....

[RadcliffeRick]

What was black and white and read all over?

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

What was black and white and read all over?

A newspaper?

A Newcastle fan who got run over?

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

There are forty people in a room, and forty foreheads. How?

Rather obvious when written down, but recite it to a group of people and they will puzzle over this for hours.

erm.. anyway..

What kind of room has no doors or windows or walls?

a broom ;-)

 

[RadcliffeRick]

What was black and white and read all over?

A newspaper?

A Newcastle fan who got run over?

Both correct!! Have a chip muffin on me ;-)

 

[Goater's Nipple]

What was black and white and read all over?

A sunburnt zebra?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Albert and Bernard just become friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is.

Cheryl gives them a list of possible dates.

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard does not know too.

Bernard: At first I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.

Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

What's 12 foot, spotty, got six pockets and legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

 

[East Level 2]

What's 12 foot, spotty, got six pockets and legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

Snooker table?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I blind man can see it, a deaf man can hear it but if you eat it you will die, what is it?

My poo. Believe me, it's that toxic.

 

[BimboBob]

Albert and Bernard just become friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is.

Cheryl gives them a list of possible dates.

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard does not know too.

Bernard: At first I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.

Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

Does she have big tits?

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

Albert and Bernard just become friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is.

Cheryl gives them a list of possible dates.

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard does not know too.

Bernard: At first I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.

Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

July 16th?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

July 16th and yes, massive (!!) unfortunately no pics :-(

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

What's 12 foot, spotty, got six pockets and legs and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?

Snooker table?

Correct.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

Albert and Bernard just become friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is.

Cheryl gives them a list of possible dates.

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard does not know too.

Bernard: At first I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.

Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

What a total bitch. Just tell them when your fucking birthday is, you attention-seeking woman. You think you're so special that people have to complete a riddle just for you? Fuck off Cheryl. I wouldn't send her a card after that.

 

[Paladin]

Albert and Bernard just become friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is.

Cheryl gives them a list of possible dates.

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard does not know too.

Bernard: At first I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.

Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

July 16th?

Edit.

Just re-read this. Weren't there two possible solutions, depending on how you interpreted the logic?

 

[TonyM]

Albert and Bernard just become friends with Cheryl, and they want to know when her birthday is.

Cheryl gives them a list of possible dates.

May 15 May 16 May 19

June 17 June 18

July 14 July 16

August 14 August 15 August 17

Cheryl then tells Albert and Bernard separately the month and the day of her birthday respectively.

Albert: I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know that Bernard does not know too.

Bernard: At first I don't know when Cheryl's birthday is, but I know now.

Albert: Then I also know when Cheryl's birthday is.

So when is Cheryl's birthday?

Does she have big tits?

Pics!

 

[Pelly Greeny]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

how big is the dog?

 

[Blue Mist]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

10 yards because he is a fat bloater of a dog that really should get more exercise but his Master is always down the pub ?


Do I win ?


Or is it halfway because he is then running out of the woods ?

I preferred the first answer.

 

[Always Ali]

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Just to the middle, after that he's on his way out of the woods.