A life without tomatoes

Oooo beef tomatoes, sliced in half & salted (at room temp)
Tomato purée, brilliant in a beef stew, creates a sweetness & glaze
Cherry tomatoes with a balsamic glaze mmmm
Cully & Sully tomato soup with dried onions & a bit of grated cheddar, next level
Plum tomatoes/Italian herb in a shakshuka
I'm hungry now!
 
Not a massive fan of tomatoes but them sludgy ones they put on breakfasts whose juices infect the other foods on the plate is an absolute no
 
Mini plum tomatoes halved lengthways
Capers
Olives
Red onion finely chopped
Basil torn
Feta crumbled
A little salt and pepper
Olive oil.

That’s what I call a salad.
 
Mini plum tomatoes halved lengthways
Capers
Olives
Red onion finely chopped
Basil torn
Feta crumbled
A little salt and pepper
Olive oil.

That’s what I call a salad.
U could swap the feta for buratta. Caprese salad :-)
 
Raw tomatoes are hideous. Sandwich ruiners, sometimes making the bread soggy and their juice and jelly soaking everything. It's vile.

They ruin salads.

They make full English breakfasts disappointing and are always removed straight away if they appear on my plate. Even worse when it's that mushed up version.

Tomato sauce is acceptable but I very rarely have it on anything and if I do, I'll do it myself so my food isn't drenched in it.

Tomato soup can be ok.

Tomato puree is acceptable when on pizza etc as long as it's not too much or overpowering anything else.

Beef tomatoes can fuck off too.

The horrible bastards that have tinned tomatoes on toast. Fuckin disgusting.

Biting into a tomato is awful too. Nothing pleasant about it and those horrible little cherry tomatoes can get fucked too.

As you can see, I pretty much despise tomatoes. No no no.
Raw tomatoes are hideous. Sandwich ruiners, sometimes making the bread soggy and their juice and jelly soaking everything. It's vile.

They ruin salads.

They make full English breakfasts disappointing and are always removed straight away if they appear on my plate. Even worse when it's that mushed up version.

Tomato sauce is acceptable but I very rarely have it on anything and if I do, I'll do it myself so my food isn't drenched in it.

Tomato soup can be ok.

Tomato puree is acceptable when on pizza etc as long as it's not too much or overpowering anything else.

Beef tomatoes can fuck off too.

The horrible bastards that have tinned tomatoes on toast. Fuckin disgusting.

Biting into a tomato is awful too. Nothing pleasant about it and those horrible little cherry tomatoes can get fucked too.

As you can see, I pretty much despise tomatoes. No no no.
Mate, beef tommy's sliced thinly with Mozzarella and finely chopped trd onions/cucumber & a drizzle of Olive Oil sprinkled with Oregano with a side of crusty bread .....if you've not been there etc.
 
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