A made up "Fact" about the person above you in this thread

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

I'll start:-

Is tall, dark and handsome.

 

[dickie davies]

I'll start:-

Is tall, dark and handsome.

Does he want to meet my daughter?

 

[Sir peace frog]

got his name because he was caught in the maine road home dressing room with colin bells jockstrap over his head and his pants round his ankles.

 

[flook]

Knighted for his efforts to end all wars and is currently second favourite for the nobel peace prize behind prez shitgibbon

 

[Metal Biker]

Can only wear socks if they have matchsticks in the bottom.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Knighted for his efforts to end all wars and is currently second favourite for the nobel peace prize behind prez shitgibbon

Spelling mistake! Should be 'knobble'!

Metal Biker was the guy who got chucked out for serving Citizens from a concourse kiosk wearing the devil's garb.

 

[BlueHammer85]

I met Dave Ewing at a Taylor Swift gig , he was wearing a nappy.

 

[tony coleman]

Which had previously been worn by Bert Trautman during the war ….

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Tony Coleman is actually a Coal man and not an ommage to the ex-blue.

His spelling and spacing are a bit amiss.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Which had previously been worn by Bert Trautman during the war ….

I've got some very rare City memorabilia!

 

[JASR]

Drinks 17 Blue Bols before showing his hairy arse to anyone, whether they like it or not

Edit: poster above above

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Drinks 17 Blue Bols before showing his hairy arse to anyone, whether they like it or not

Edit: poster above above

Widely renowned for being the first person in Britain to experience a kiwi fruit and has matted chest hair that smells of mushrooms..........

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Is a Rag

 

[Lavinda Past]

Once appeared on the TV quiz show 'Eggheads'

 

[city5189]

Username inspired by man utd

 

[TinFoilHat]

Avid trainspotter who once shared a cell in a random Polish town with the now love of his life.

Despite him being a rag they've made it work through their shared love of the class 37 locomotive.

 

[Gaz76]

Doesn't actually own a tin foil hat and wears a wig

 

[Marklr]

Gaz76 was sacked as the first drummer of the Fine Young Cannibals for not being able to play the drums.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Its the mysterious Rikki, the unknown poster.
Username is an anagram of "I am Rik"

 

[Marklr]

Its the mysterious Rikki, the unknown poster.
Username is an anagram of "I am Rik"

I think the "I" is an "L". You could be right, though...