A Rags comment to me today......

[Pigeonho]

Office worker? - put drawing pins, (sharpside up), on his chair.

Painter and decorater? - Piss or shit in his overalls.

Electrician? - fry the **** by his balls.

Work at a car wash? - Drown him.

Work at Mc D's? - You know what to do.

Work at a supermarket? - Lock him in the freezer.

High-rise window cleaners? - Again, you know what to do.

 

[drt]

Can't bear to even talk to the fookers myself, wouldn't take a drink off one in the pub a few weeks back, I was introduced as a city fan to him and he said in his own disdainful way a city fan? Then started bleating on about slur alex this, and manURE that. So I asked which part of Ireland was he from :-)
Noticing he was beaten then proceeded to ask the usual, ever bin, franchise football, do nowt except for themselves, love the Glazers, h8 the other rancid meat fookers that arnt worth a shite, all in all got a bit carried away and decided I should stop drinking haha, left him to talk to my mate who's a quiet Chelsea fan than goodness. And breath, wouldnt mind the older I get the more I depise them, can't wait for there demise.

 

[ono]

Been at this place 5 weeks everyone okay etc but this rag who i work with approached me today and said"The yaya toure deal has single handedly ruined football,nobody wanted him,and city pay over the top and then offer 200 plus a week!!Its pathetic your just buying players so nobody else can!"


With this he stormed off before I could reply!

Im fuming now and just want to whack him but as stated im new so cant rock the boat yet and words are better for dummies like him.....anyone got a great reply thats quick and to the point for the next time he spouts off?

I gave him tick tock last week to no avail.....asked how much a ticket for his living room cost nowadays...he answered that he goes to the pub to watch it! Smarmy tw@ is seriously en route for a slap but its my last resort!


Must add I wouldnt just be whacking peeps for comments theres a history in the last weeks of him stitching me up etc...work related!

Nobody wants him but we're only buying him so nobody else can buy him?